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Man falls to his death after defecating between subway cars (New York City)
NY Post ^
| 1/15/13
| JENNIFER FERMINO, KAYLEE OSOWSKI and JAMIE SCHRAM
Posted on 01/15/2013 5:22:17 PM PST by jimbo123
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posted on
01/15/2013 5:22:21 PM PST
by
jimbo123
To: jimbo123
Time to ban New York subways. “Even if we can save one life...”
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posted on
01/15/2013 5:24:43 PM PST
by
Red Steel
To: jimbo123
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posted on
01/15/2013 5:25:03 PM PST
by
Kozak
(The Republic is dead. I do not owe what we have any loyalty, wealth or sympathy.)
To: jimbo123
Well at least he died relieved.
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posted on
01/15/2013 5:25:38 PM PST
by
COBOL2Java
(kak-is-toc-ra-cy: Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens. See: GOP-e)
To: jimbo123
When it’s your time to go, it’s your time to go. I mean, when you gotta go, you gotta go. Wait. What?
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posted on
01/15/2013 5:27:24 PM PST
by
GreenAccord
(Bacon Akbar)
To: jimbo123
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posted on
01/15/2013 5:28:20 PM PST
by
GreatestGuyIKnow
(If it's not on FoxNews, it didn't happen.)
To: jimbo123
Ah New Yawk! A Liberal Utopia!
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posted on
01/15/2013 5:28:28 PM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: COBOL2Java
At least he had the courtesy not to defecate INSIDE the subway car.
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posted on
01/15/2013 5:28:43 PM PST
by
jimbo123
To: jimbo123
First you say it then you do it.
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posted on
01/15/2013 5:28:57 PM PST
by
ichabod1
(Spriiingtime for islam, and tyranny. Winter for US and frieeends. . .)
To: Red Steel
Should outlaw defecation. The only way to make certain this never can happen again in Obamaworld.
To: jimbo123
At least he died with a clean colon
To: jimbo123
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posted on
01/15/2013 5:34:22 PM PST
by
drjimmy
To: jimbo123
I’ll admit, in my misspent youth, I went out between the cars to sneak a cigarette with my buddies a few times. It is quite an adrenaline rush, especially when the trains are going through the tunnels underground. Of course it was stupid and dangerous to do that, but that was half of the fun, the other half being that it was forbidden.
I think we joked about taking a number one off the moving train while we were out there, but thought better of that because of the risk of electrocution. Never even crossed our minds to try a number two!
To: COBOL2Java
He didn’t have any TP though... so he probably failed to follow that old adage to always wear clean underwear in case you die that day.
To: jimbo123
New York, the classiest city on Earth.
To: jimbo123
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posted on
01/15/2013 5:39:07 PM PST
by
Michael.SF.
(Obama lied, Stevens died.)
To: drjimmy
The New York Safety Commissioner’s response: “Sh*t happens”
To: jimbo123
A 31-year old Bronx man fell to his death this afternoon while defecating between subway cars on a moving number 6 train, cops said. He should have taken the #2 train.
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posted on
01/15/2013 5:40:05 PM PST
by
Flick Lives
(We're going to be just like the old Soviet Union, but with free cell phones!)
To: jimbo123
So, does this count as dying on the toilet?
To: Flick Lives
He should have taken the #2 train. ROFL. Heartless, but very funny!
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