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To: hosepipe
A Griz even a cub has two hand fulls of steak nives’..

There's a curious species of naked ape that lives in Florida with something called an opposable thumb. It's all the rage in evolutionary advancement.

I doubt the naked ape will have a problem with a bear cub.

/johnny

10 posted on 01/18/2013 6:45:21 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: JRandomFreeper
Good evening.

There's a curious species of naked ape that lives in Florida with something called an opposable thumb. It's all the rage in evolutionary advancement.

Are you speaking of Alan Grayson, or Debbie Washer Woman Shultz?

5.56mm

11 posted on 01/18/2013 6:53:32 PM PST by M Kehoe
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To: JRandomFreeper

[ I doubt the naked ape will have a problem with a bear cub. ]

A gizzly bear cub is round like a beach ball.. hard to grab and keep hold of..
except that he’s got 5 knives on both front paws.. at least as long as your fingers.. razor sharp..
then there’s the teeth larger and sharper than a puppies..
and we havn’t even talked of his “attitude” yet..

The naked gay guy you seem to be talking about might be bold in a gay parade..
but confronting a Griz even a pup.. would make his ear rings fall off.. and his lip-stick smear..
You cannot out run a Grizzly bear even a cub..


12 posted on 01/18/2013 7:28:51 PM PST by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole..)
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