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Wolfman Wanted: Must Have 60,000 Hairs on Face
The Daily Telegraph ^

Posted on 01/31/2013 9:11:15 AM PST by nickcarraway

WANTED for immediate work: Good pay but applicant must have 60,000 hairs growing on their face.

The travelling Circus of Horrors needs a wolf boy or girl and has placed the ad as it signed up Jesus Aceves, better known as Wolf Boy, for its three-month UK tour.

Jesus is from Mexico, but strict UK immigration law means the show must give a resident in Britain the opportunity of taking the role before Jesus gets his chance.

Circus of Horrors founder Dr Haze said: “It is strange. We are pretty sure there are no wolf boys or girls in the UK but we must still advertise the job here.

“The applicant must be a genuine wolf person.”


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1 posted on 01/31/2013 9:11:20 AM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Jesus is from Mexico. . . .

I did not know that.

2 posted on 01/31/2013 9:20:13 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (That would explain the "Our Lady of Guadalupe" thing)
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To: nickcarraway

Werewolf Blitzer?


3 posted on 01/31/2013 9:21:58 AM PST by Fresh Wind (The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
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To: nickcarraway
"We are pretty sure there are no wolf boys or girls in the UK. . . ."

I heard there might be some werewolves in London.

4 posted on 01/31/2013 9:23:19 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Prince Hairy.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Last I heard, he done left Chicago and was bound for New Orleans.

Takin care of business is his name.


5 posted on 01/31/2013 9:29:13 AM PST by TurboZamboni (Looting the future to bribe the present)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I hear a hairy handed gent ran amok in Kent, but lately he’s been overheard in Mayfair.

Freegards


6 posted on 01/31/2013 9:31:46 AM PST by Ransomed
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To: nickcarraway; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
"Just got paid!"


7 posted on 01/31/2013 9:34:36 AM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Charles Henrickson

and his hair was perfect :>)


8 posted on 01/31/2013 9:34:56 AM PST by dainbramaged (Joe McCarthy was right.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I heard there might be some werewolves in London.

He was a 'Merican.


9 posted on 01/31/2013 9:36:35 AM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: dainbramaged

I also hear he enjoys beef chow mein.


10 posted on 01/31/2013 9:38:24 AM PST by PVT4evr ((Operation Iraqi Freedom 2007-2008, 2009-2010 3rd Infantry, 2010 2nd Infantry))
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To: nickcarraway
Hang out at the local Walmart. The dudes in tank-tops with hairy backs seem to congregate there.
11 posted on 01/31/2013 9:41:05 AM PST by Huskrrrr
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The UK has strict guidelines for immigrants? He should just bring his show to America we do not enforce our immigration laws....
12 posted on 01/31/2013 9:42:02 AM PST by martinidon
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To: nickcarraway

Political correctness demands that they advertise for a U.K. wolf person of either sex. But I doubt whether they’ll find any British girls who can top that.


13 posted on 01/31/2013 9:43:20 AM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Huskrrrr

Or scan the AM dial for Mexican stations till you find him.


14 posted on 01/31/2013 9:44:21 AM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Charles Henrickson

I saw a werewolf drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Vics.

And his hair was perfect.


15 posted on 01/31/2013 9:47:16 AM PST by Mr. K (There are lies, damned lies, statistics, and democrat talking points.)
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To: Huskrrrr

Trader Vic’s might be a better bet.


16 posted on 01/31/2013 9:48:33 AM PST by ResponseAbility (The truth of liberalism is the stupid can feel smart, the lazy entitled, and the immoral unashamed)
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To: Mr. K

ID like to meet his tailor.


17 posted on 01/31/2013 9:52:53 AM PST by PennsylvaniaMom (Mourning in America.)
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To: ResponseAbility
Trader Vic’s might be a better bet.

If he's not there, look for him at Lee Ho Fuchs' Chinese Restaurant. I think it's in Soho.

18 posted on 01/31/2013 9:55:17 AM PST by Night Hides Not (The Tea Party was the earthquake, and Chick Fil A the tsunami...100's of aftershocks to come.)
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To: nickcarraway

19 posted on 01/31/2013 9:59:20 AM PST by Fiji Hill (Io Triumphe!)
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To: martinidon

The UK has strict guidelines for immigrants?

Yeah, that was the real knee slapper in this article!


20 posted on 01/31/2013 10:00:13 AM PST by GraceG
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To: nickcarraway
I can grow 60,000 hairs on my face..wish I could grow 6 on my head.
21 posted on 01/31/2013 10:11:59 AM PST by montanajoe
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To: nickcarraway; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson

I Am Curious/Yellowbearded

22 posted on 01/31/2013 2:39:57 PM PST by martin_fierro (Stamos' Beard)
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To: Charles Henrickson; nickcarraway; martin_fierro

Jesus would, however, be able to absolutely verify that the candidate had 60,000 hairs....


23 posted on 01/31/2013 3:40:59 PM PST by mikrofon (Matt. 10:30)
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