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Wolfman Wanted: Must Have 60,000 Hairs on Face
The Daily Telegraph ^
Posted on 01/31/2013 9:11:15 AM PST by nickcarraway
WANTED for immediate work: Good pay but applicant must have 60,000 hairs growing on their face.
The travelling Circus of Horrors needs a wolf boy or girl and has placed the ad as it signed up Jesus Aceves, better known as Wolf Boy, for its three-month UK tour.
Jesus is from Mexico, but strict UK immigration law means the show must give a resident in Britain the opportunity of taking the role before Jesus gets his chance.
Circus of Horrors founder Dr Haze said: “It is strange. We are pretty sure there are no wolf boys or girls in the UK but we must still advertise the job here.
“The applicant must be a genuine wolf person.”
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To: nickcarraway; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Jesus is from Mexico. . . . I did not know that.
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posted on
01/31/2013 9:20:13 AM PST
by
Charles Henrickson
(That would explain the "Our Lady of Guadalupe" thing)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
01/31/2013 9:21:58 AM PST
by
Fresh Wind
(The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
To: nickcarraway
"We are pretty sure there are no wolf boys or girls in the UK. . . ." I heard there might be some werewolves in London.
To: Charles Henrickson
Last I heard, he done left Chicago and was bound for New Orleans.
Takin care of business is his name.
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posted on
01/31/2013 9:29:13 AM PST
by
TurboZamboni
(Looting the future to bribe the present)
To: Charles Henrickson
I hear a hairy handed gent ran amok in Kent, but lately he’s been overheard in Mayfair.
Freegards
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posted on
01/31/2013 9:31:46 AM PST
by
Ransomed
To: nickcarraway; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
"Just got paid!"
To: Charles Henrickson
and his hair was perfect :>)
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posted on
01/31/2013 9:34:56 AM PST
by
dainbramaged
(Joe McCarthy was right.)
To: Charles Henrickson
I heard there might be some werewolves in London.He was a 'Merican.
To: dainbramaged
I also hear he enjoys beef chow mein.
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posted on
01/31/2013 9:38:24 AM PST
by
PVT4evr
((Operation Iraqi Freedom 2007-2008, 2009-2010 3rd Infantry, 2010 2nd Infantry))
To: nickcarraway
Hang out at the local Walmart. The dudes in tank-tops with hairy backs seem to congregate there.
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posted on
01/31/2013 9:41:05 AM PST
by
Huskrrrr
To: nickcarraway
The UK has strict guidelines for immigrants? He should just bring his show to America we do not enforce our immigration laws....
To: nickcarraway
Political correctness demands that they advertise for a U.K. wolf person of either sex. But I doubt whether they’ll find any British girls who can top that.
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posted on
01/31/2013 9:43:20 AM PST
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: Huskrrrr
Or scan the AM dial for Mexican stations till you find him.
To: Charles Henrickson
I saw a werewolf drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Vics.
And his hair was perfect.
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posted on
01/31/2013 9:47:16 AM PST
by
Mr. K
(There are lies, damned lies, statistics, and democrat talking points.)
To: Huskrrrr
Trader Vic’s might be a better bet.
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posted on
01/31/2013 9:48:33 AM PST
by
ResponseAbility
(The truth of liberalism is the stupid can feel smart, the lazy entitled, and the immoral unashamed)
To: Mr. K
ID like to meet his tailor.
To: ResponseAbility
Trader Vic’s might be a better bet.If he's not there, look for him at Lee Ho Fuchs' Chinese Restaurant. I think it's in Soho.
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posted on
01/31/2013 9:55:17 AM PST
by
Night Hides Not
(The Tea Party was the earthquake, and Chick Fil A the tsunami...100's of aftershocks to come.)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
01/31/2013 9:59:20 AM PST
by
Fiji Hill
(Io Triumphe!)
To: martinidon
The UK has strict guidelines for immigrants?
Yeah, that was the real knee slapper in this article!
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posted on
01/31/2013 10:00:13 AM PST
by
GraceG
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