I’ve been a long time advocate of Man Made Global Warming Activists moving to the north pole and keeping polar bears as pets. This way, they could take care of the bears and save their existence, while at the same time, giving their home nations a similar chance of survival by becoming extinct themselves.
A polar bear can swim up to 100 miles.
Polar bears are a living inconvenient truth to the envirowackos. But then, reality is that way for them often.
“People will leave their cars and houses unlocked, and its perfectly good form just to duck into any open door you can find when theres a polar bear chasing you.”
...and if the bear gets there first?
I listen to NPR often on my commute. They are like high school seniors trying to sound all adult and stuff. I often find myself laghing out loud at their stories and the way they report them. Occasionally there is something worthwile on as well, just not very often.
I keep thinking about what the environmental wackos would do if the sabre-tooth tiger were still around today and their numbers were dwindling.
Would they tell us that the balance of life on earth would never be the same again if the sabre-tooth disappeared?
Yet, here we are, many thousands of years later, after the sabre-tooth became extinct, and, life has gone on, and nobody can outline what damage, if any, was caused by the extintion.
Being a global alarmist is a good racket. For eleven months out of the year, you go to cocktail parties and show PowerPoint presentations about animals and exotic locations. Then, for one month, you go to some exotic location and take photos. Take your girlfriend, or boyfriend, along and write your vacation off as a business expense. It’s a great racket.
All this talk about the right to bear arms has got them nervous......
Well, at least on the polar bear question, the reporter was an honest liberal. He changed his thesis to match the facts. That should be acknowledged.
Polar bears are brown bears who roamed north thousands of years ago looking for food and adapted to the colder weather. Despite that fact, the warmists believe polar bears would be unable to adapt to warmer weather.