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Man shoots himself in groin with flare gun
ABC 7 ^
| 02/04/2013
Posted on 02/05/2013 8:13:33 AM PST by Responsibility2nd
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To: Responsibility2nd
We see things like this all too often on the dinner theater circuit. Some damn rookie trying out his Elvis impression doing his version of “Burning Love”
Lord almighty,
I feel my temperature rising
Higher higher
Its burning through to my soul
Girl, girl, girl
You gonna set me on fire
My brain is flaming
I don’t know which way to go
....
Ooh, ooh, ooh,
I feel my temperature rising
Help me, Im flaming
I must be a hundred and nine
Burning, burning, burning
And nothing can cool me
I just might turn into smoke
....
Its coming closer
The flames are reaching my body
Please wont you help me
I feel like Im slipping away
Its hard to breath
And my chest is a-heaving
Lord almighty,
Im burning a hole where I lay
I’m just a hunk, a hunk, a hunk of burning love,
Thank you, thank you
______________________________
He should’ve left the pyrotechnics to the pros.
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posted on
02/05/2013 12:55:28 PM PST
by
Covenantor
("Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
To: Responsibility2nd
Mama Mia! That’s a spicy-a meatball!
To: dfwgator
I’m a bit more of a Blue Oyster Cult fan so how about...
Burn out the day
Burn out the night
I’m not the one to tell you what’s wrong or what’s right
I’ve seen suns that were freezin’ and lives that were through
Well I’m burning, I’m burning, I’m burning for you
Or maybe
Three thousand guitars they seem to cry
My ears will melt, and then my eyes
Oh, let the girl, let that girl, rock and roll
Cities on flame now, with rock and roll
;-)
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
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posted on
02/05/2013 1:20:04 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: ApplegateRanch
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posted on
02/05/2013 3:31:02 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Responsibility2nd
You’ll shoot your groin out kid...
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posted on
02/05/2013 3:48:23 PM PST
by
Wyatt's Torch
(I can explain it to you. I can't understand it for you.)
To: Responsibility2nd; sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; airborne; Allegra; Aloysius88; Altariel; ...
Well, it is a sure bet this man is safe from zombies!
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posted on
02/05/2013 4:50:48 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: Responsibility2nd; sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; airborne; Allegra; Aloysius88; Altariel; ...
Well, it is a sure bet this man is safe from zombies!
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posted on
02/05/2013 4:51:47 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: Responsibility2nd; sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; airborne; Allegra; Aloysius88; Altariel; ...
Well, it is a sure bet this man is safe from zombies!
69
posted on
02/05/2013 4:52:48 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: martin_fierro; blam
For some reason, now I’m humming a vintage Deep Purple song...
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posted on
02/05/2013 5:12:46 PM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(Romney would have been worse, if you're a dumb ass.)
To: Darksheare; All
I daresay he’s safe from reproducing as well.
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posted on
02/05/2013 5:41:03 PM PST
by
Fast Moving Angel
(A moral wrong is not a civil right: No religious sanction of an irreligious act.)
To: Darksheare
???? triple post ???
What the heck?!
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posted on
02/05/2013 5:41:25 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: Fast Moving Angel
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posted on
02/05/2013 5:48:57 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: Darksheare; Responsibility2nd; martin_fierro
I thought you were going to say it was a sure FIRE bet...
You think he has a BURNING desire to see his girlfriend, an old FLAME he’s carrying a TORCH for?
Thank you, I’, here ‘til Friday, try the veal!
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posted on
02/05/2013 7:03:50 PM PST
by
Old Sarge
(We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
To: SunkenCiv
"For some reason, now I’m humming a vintage Deep Purple song..."This?
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posted on
02/05/2013 7:18:08 PM PST
by
blam
To: Responsibility2nd
Perez told deputies he was playing with a flare gun that was unloaded.Liar liar pants on fire.
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posted on
02/05/2013 7:34:01 PM PST
by
aomagrat
(Gun owners who vote for democrats are too stupid to own guns.)
To: Old Sarge; Responsibility2nd; martin_fierro
Only one burning desire, let me stand next to your fire..
This thread has Undead Thread written all over it.
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posted on
02/06/2013 6:33:17 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: Darksheare; Responsibility2nd; martin_fierro
But hey, we didn’t start the fire...
Got my vote! :)
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posted on
02/06/2013 7:09:03 AM PST
by
Old Sarge
(We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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