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Man Disguises Himself as 'The Sun,' Steals Logo Towel
nwfdailynews.com ^ | Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Posted on 02/07/2013 8:16:06 PM PST by nickcarraway

A 51-year-old man who told deputies the was "The Sun" after he was caught burglarizing was arrested Jan. 31 and charged with larceny, obstructing justice and unarmed burglary to a dwelling.

Brett Eric Drachenburg of Panama City Beach went into a private home without permission while the homeowner was at the residence. While inside, Drachenburg took an Alys Beach logo towel, according to Walton County Sheriff's arrest report.

When deputies were investigating the theft, Drachenburg obstructed justice by disguising himself as "The Sun," the report does not go into further detail as to how Drachenburg took on "The Sun" identity.


TOPICS: Local News; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: floriduh

1 posted on 02/07/2013 8:16:16 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

The sun... lol...

911... “There is a sun in my house rifling through my stuff!!”


2 posted on 02/07/2013 8:19:15 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: nickcarraway

I know a burglar like that. He took a lot from me.

3 posted on 02/07/2013 8:23:28 PM PST by ClearCase_guy (Nothing will change until after the war.)
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To: nickcarraway

I never trusted that guy.

Always beaming.

4 posted on 02/07/2013 8:33:13 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: nickcarraway

He was probably saying he was the son and good journalism that we have(or less than bright police reports, either one) has headlines reporting “The Sun”.


5 posted on 02/07/2013 8:41:35 PM PST by BipolarBob (Happy Hunger Games! May the odds be ever in your favor.)
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To: nickcarraway

...well at least we know he’s innocent of causing global warming. It’s the guy dressed up like carbon dioxide who did that.


6 posted on 02/07/2013 8:48:44 PM PST by Ouchthatonehurt
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To: nickcarraway

...well at least we know he’s innocent of causing global warming. It’s the guy dressed up like carbon dioxide who did that.


7 posted on 02/07/2013 8:48:44 PM PST by Ouchthatonehurt
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To: nickcarraway

...well at least we know he’s innocent of causing global warming. It’s the guy dressed up like carbon dioxide who did that.


8 posted on 02/07/2013 8:48:52 PM PST by Ouchthatonehurt
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To: nickcarraway

...well at least we know he’s innocent of causing global warming. It’s the guy dressed up like carbon dioxide who did that.


9 posted on 02/07/2013 8:48:52 PM PST by Ouchthatonehurt
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To: nickcarraway

Maybe he mooned them too. Sun..moon...o.k., bad joke but it’s late.


10 posted on 02/07/2013 8:49:47 PM PST by count-your-change (you don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough)
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To: Ouchthatonehurt

Oops...sorry, sorry, sorry for the muti-post


11 posted on 02/07/2013 8:50:46 PM PST by Ouchthatonehurt
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To: Ouchthatonehurt

Thanks for apologizing to yourself. Are you going to apologize for the “muti”?


12 posted on 02/07/2013 8:53:05 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: nickcarraway

At least it was an unarmed sun. Finally a LUNAtic without a FIRE arm.


13 posted on 02/07/2013 8:54:09 PM PST by DYngbld (I have read the back of the Book and we WIN!!!!)
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To: nickcarraway; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows

Here comes The Sun, and I say...


14 posted on 02/07/2013 8:55:40 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Revolting cat!

Here Comes the Sun King...


15 posted on 02/07/2013 8:57:28 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Ouchthatonehurt

I agree


16 posted on 02/07/2013 8:58:57 PM PST by HereInTheHeartland (Lawyers have caused thousands of times more destruction to our nation than have guns)
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To: BipolarBob
He was probably saying he was the son and good journalism that we have(or less than bright police reports, either one) has headlines reporting “The Sun”.

His problem was that at 51, he was little old for the hoodie and Skittles ruse.

17 posted on 02/07/2013 9:04:50 PM PST by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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To: nickcarraway

oh come on... he “obstructed justice by disguising himself as ‘The Sun’’” and they didn’t bother to explain how??

seriously... TTIWWP


18 posted on 02/07/2013 9:12:44 PM PST by sten (fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
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To: nickcarraway

Maybe if he had been drinking a Corona.....


19 posted on 02/07/2013 9:17:06 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Revolting cat!

...it’s all right


20 posted on 02/07/2013 10:15:06 PM PST by BlueDragon (gotaproblemwith thiswholeconcept aintnobegining no end justwhenIthink Ive arrivedwholenewtripbegins)
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To: Ouchthatonehurt
...well at least we know he’s innocent of causing global warming. It’s the guy dressed up like carbon dioxide who did that.

You can say that again

...and again

...and again

...and again

21 posted on 02/08/2013 6:41:37 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: nickcarraway
Here is the mugshot. "Je suis soleil".


22 posted on 02/08/2013 9:08:05 AM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Best WoT news at rantburg.com)
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