Today's Toons 2/11/13

1 posted on 02/11/2013 3:32:02 AM PST by pookie18

2 posted on 02/11/2013 3:33:00 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing)

To: ICFN(ICan'tFixNothing); ican'tbelieveit; Hillary's Lovely Legs; wingnuts'nbolts; Spyder; ...

SUPERSIZED

(Thank you, Prime Choice)

(Thank you, TheOldLady)

3 posted on 02/11/2013 3:33:28 AM PST by pookie18 (21 months until the midterm elections...)

To: ICFN(ICan'tFixNothing); ican'tbelieveit; Hillary's Lovely Legs; wingnuts'nbolts; Spyder; ...

SUPERSIZED

(Thank you, Prime Choice)

(Thank you, TheOldLady)

4 posted on 02/11/2013 3:33:37 AM PST by pookie18 (21 months until the midterm elections...)

You ain’t gotta thing if you can’t beat that ping! (do-wop, do-wop, do-wop!) Wheeeeee!

5 posted on 02/11/2013 3:34:30 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing)

You're welcome, ping-beatin', Smokin' Joe!

6 posted on 02/11/2013 3:35:10 AM PST by pookie18 (21 months until the midterm elections...)

7 posted on 02/11/2013 3:39:17 AM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))

8 posted on 02/11/2013 3:41:07 AM PST by pookie18 (21 months until the midterm elections...)

First Time Sex
It is clean and funny.

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.. He tells the pharmacist it’s his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.

“Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!”

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, ‘I had no idea you were this religious..’

The boy turns, and whispers back, ‘I had no idea your father was my pharmacist.’

9 posted on 02/11/2013 4:22:35 AM PST by nikos1121

Excellent work, Pookie18. Thanks for getting the week started right.

10 posted on 02/11/2013 5:01:58 AM PST by YourAdHere (Gaithersburg, MD is a toilet.)

11 posted on 02/11/2013 5:32:18 AM PST by Gritty (The purpose of the Constitution is to insulate personal freedom from the lust for power-A.Napolitano)

12 posted on 02/11/2013 5:36:14 AM PST by pookie18 (21 months until the midterm elections...)

Thanks & my pleasure,

13 posted on 02/11/2013 5:38:00 AM PST by pookie18 (21 months until the midterm elections...)

Bump thanks, Gritty!

14 posted on 02/11/2013 5:38:53 AM PST by pookie18 (21 months until the midterm elections...)

Happy 5 days ‘til Friday and thanks pookie!

15 posted on 02/11/2013 5:45:51 AM PST by PROCON (Never underestimate the power of low information voters in large numbers.)

You're welcome, as always, PROCON!

16 posted on 02/11/2013 6:49:48 AM PST by pookie18 (21 months until the midterm elections...)

17 posted on 02/11/2013 7:59:36 AM PST by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)

To: Cyber Liberty

My pleasure, as ever, CL!

18 posted on 02/11/2013 9:21:11 AM PST by pookie18 (21 months until the midterm elections...)

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