Posted on 02/12/2013 6:21:38 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
CHEHALIS, Wash. -- Perhaps too ashamed to to come in during regular business hours, a masked man allegedly broke into a Chehalis adult gift shop last week, making off with more than $1,500 in sex toys.
Surveillance footage shows the man attempting to ram his Ford Ranger pickup truck through the front of the store in the 800 block of West Main Street shortly before 7:30 a.m. Feb. 7.
That plan failed, and the man ended up simply breaking a window to get into the shop, according to the Chehalis Police Department.
He proceeded to steal a sack full of sex toys before escaping, according to police.
Officers responded to the shop's alarm but were unable to find the man.
Actually at the prices such a place charges, that isn’t really very much.
(not that I know that from experience, just saying...)
:D
I’m sure he knows how to stroke.
Just toss a Viagra in the gas tank and that'll straighten right out.
And when they find him and lay siege to his fortress, it will be a very unusual “suicide by cop”.
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