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Posted on 02/22/2013 5:33:41 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
SO HERE'S A PANCAKE DJ
To: Arrowhead1952
An elderly man was sitting at the kitchen table one morning.
His wife walked in and said, "Why do you have that suppository in your ear?"
The old man pulled out the suppository, looked at it, and exclaimed, "So that's what I did with my hearing aid!"
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posted on
02/22/2013 6:46:50 AM PST
by
stinkerpot65
(Global warming is a Marxist lie.)
To: Lucky9teen
WHO SAID YOLO?
To: Lucky9teen
*bump*
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posted on
02/22/2013 7:00:45 AM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Liberty Valance
*bump*
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posted on
02/22/2013 7:05:41 AM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Lucky9teen
FLUMP = Fist Bump meets High Five ...
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posted on
02/22/2013 7:11:03 AM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
02/22/2013 7:25:39 AM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Lucky9teen
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.Reminds me of a story from more than 25 years ago. My dad was speaking to our pastor about my mom turning 40. My dad said he was thinking of trading her in on two 20-year-olds. Without skipping a beat, our pastor said "You're not wired for 220."
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posted on
02/22/2013 7:29:54 AM PST
by
IYAS9YAS
(Rose, there's a Messerschmitt in the kitchen. Clean it up, will ya?)
To: Lucky9teen
Here is something truly great..... neo roadrunner.
Brand new Wile E. Coyote
An honest to goodness, brand new Wile E. Coyote - Roadrunner cartoon made with today’s technology (but all of the old humor). Enjoy!! This is the first Roadrunner done with computer graphics. Lots can be done with computer graphics that will be far less expensive to complete than those old Disney style drawn animations. The computer graphics look good, and the video still has that Roadrunner fun. Only 3 minutes, but 3 minutes of fun! Be sure to go to “full screen” mode.
http://www.wimp.com/looneytoons/-——
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posted on
02/22/2013 7:45:29 AM PST
by
bert
((K.E. N.P. N.C. +12 .....The fairest Deduction to be reduced is the Standard Deduction)
To: Arrowhead1952
“It’s just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the Republicans’ brains a lot lower because they’re used.” Ah, I thought it was going to go more in the supply-side direction.
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posted on
02/22/2013 7:55:01 AM PST
by
Egon
(Apparently, Jimmy Carter DOES need a third term.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
02/22/2013 7:57:24 AM PST
by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(I'll stop being a cynic when the world stops giving me reasons to be cynical.)
To: Lucky9teen
TOP...something!
Who cares? I’m IN!! YAY!!!
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posted on
02/22/2013 8:00:33 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(There is no "Chocoholics Anonymous" because no one wants to quit. ~~ Shoe)
To: Lucky9teen
I had a business trip this week. When I checked in to the hotel, I asked the woman behind the counter if the porn channel was disabled. She said “No, it’s regular porn, you sick bastard!”
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posted on
02/22/2013 8:10:30 AM PST
by
r-q-tek86
("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
To: IYAS9YAS
The late Igor said the same thing to me when I turned 40. My response? What makes you think you can handle 220 when you’re only wired for 110?
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posted on
02/22/2013 8:13:59 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(There is no "Chocoholics Anonymous" because no one wants to quit. ~~ Shoe)
To: Lucky9teen
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
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The taste.
;o]
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posted on
02/22/2013 8:18:09 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(There is no "Chocoholics Anonymous" because no one wants to quit. ~~ Shoe)
To: Monkey Face
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posted on
02/22/2013 8:36:44 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: bert
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posted on
02/22/2013 8:40:45 AM PST
by
freebird5850
(The only good thing about Barry getting re-elected is now we get to see him fall from a higher place)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
02/22/2013 8:43:58 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: Monkey Face
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posted on
02/22/2013 8:46:04 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: Lucky9teen; GraceG; Zionist Conspirator
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posted on
02/22/2013 8:46:11 AM PST
by
KC_Lion
(Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.-Sarah Palin)
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