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Florida Man Assaulted Teen Relative With Taco Bell Burrito Say Cops
The Smoking Gun ^
| 2/26/2013
Posted on 02/26/2013 11:46:02 AM PST by llevrok
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To: eCSMaster
And what's to keep the people in the court from busting out laughing throughout all the testimony? 30 days for contempt of court.
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posted on
02/26/2013 12:21:39 PM PST
by
null and void
(Gun confiscation enables tyranny. Don't enable tyranny.)
To: llevrok
That kid was lucky he wasn’t dealing with my dad. A burrito would have been the least of his worries.
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posted on
02/26/2013 12:32:03 PM PST
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(Obama is the Chicken Little of politics)
To: Lurkina.n.Learnin
That kid was lucky he wasnt dealing with my dad. A burrito would have been the least of his worries. Or my dad! My money says the kid's a punk and he deserved a good swift kick in the ass.
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posted on
02/26/2013 12:54:38 PM PST
by
pgkdan
( "Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not." ~Thomas Jefferson)
To: null and void
Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves
against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh
fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I’ll tell you something my lad.
When you’re walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes
after you with a bunch of loganberries, don’t come crying to me! Now,
the passion fruit. When your assailant lunges at you with a passion
fruit...
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posted on
02/26/2013 12:58:32 PM PST
by
oncebitten
(Obama: could not get a clue if he were covered in clue musk and standing in a field of horny clues.)
To: llevrok
Burrito Power! Burrito Power! Time for ya’ll to trade in yer Uzis and AK-whatevers and get some real Burrito firepower!!! (Pity the poor cop who had to turn in this pathetic incident report .. Hahaha! Well, u know, everything has to be written up. Your tax money ‘at work’. Ha! )
To: llevrok
No one needs an assault burrito. And those high-capacity boxes of tacos are dangerous too.
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posted on
02/26/2013 1:24:38 PM PST
by
TigersEye
(The irresponsible should not be leading the responsible.)
To: llevrok
When burritos are outlawed, only outlaws will have burritos.
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posted on
02/26/2013 1:38:01 PM PST
by
Mygirlsmom
(Where the heck are we going, and what are we doing in this handbasket???)
To: llevrok
throttled the 16-year-old boy in the face with the burrito WTH? I thought that throttling was strangling or choking, not smacking.
To: llevrok
"Brown told police that the victim was disrespectful to his mother and had cursed at the woman."
Man-haters and their political/regulator SNAGs (sensitive New Age guys) replaced laws against disturbing the peace with their domestic intrusion corruption, and peace bonds against violent neighbors with restraining orders for breaking and robbing families.
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posted on
02/26/2013 2:22:26 PM PST
by
familyop
(We Baby Boomers are croaking in an avalanche of rotten politics smelled around the planet.)
To: Disambiguator
You don’t expect a journalism major to know that do you.
I actually read each and every reply post too see if anyone else knew that.
You win a cookie.
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posted on
02/26/2013 2:35:48 PM PST
by
Pontiac
(The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
To: JennysCool
You could if force fed it to the kid with the wrapper still on.
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posted on
02/26/2013 2:37:54 PM PST
by
Pontiac
(The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
To: llevrok
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posted on
02/26/2013 2:39:42 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: oncebitten
23 replies before a Python skit. What took so long? This website ain’t what it used to be...
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posted on
02/26/2013 2:41:10 PM PST
by
TexasRepublic
(Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
To: TigersEye
No one needs an assault burrito You're right. You can adequately hunt deer with a quesadilla. What do you need an assault burrito for? Indeed!!
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posted on
02/26/2013 3:36:33 PM PST
by
llevrok
(Keep your arms out. ItÂ’ll make it harder for them to throw a net over you.)
To: llevrok
Or as Joe Biden recommends...
"All you need is some hot sauce. If someone attacks you, and this is what I told my wife, Jill, if someone attacks you put some hot sauce on your fingers and poke them in the eyes. I guarantee you they will run away crying like a Democrat congressman."
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posted on
02/26/2013 3:48:20 PM PST
by
TigersEye
(The irresponsible should not be leading the responsible.)
To: llevrok
most taco bell food normally is an assault on your body. often you can light a cigar from your butthole for a couple days after.
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posted on
02/26/2013 4:42:12 PM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
To: llevrok; All
...musta been one of these guys?
Sorry... I couldn't resist.
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posted on
02/26/2013 4:51:54 PM PST
by
Rodamala
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