JPD: Woman charged with DWI after trying to drive off in toy truck (also: had no pants or shoes)

Region 8 News ^ | March 4, 2013 | Patricia D. Davis

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Sounds like an episode of the new "Welcome to Myrtle Manor".

[Darksheare]

Now that’s funny.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

:: She’ll make some man a fine ex-wife. ::

If I may?

She’ll make some ex-con a fine ex-wife.

[IamConservative]

That woman is definitely baked.

[Slings and Arrows]

Correction accepted.

[Stoat]

Sounds like an episode of the new "Welcome to Myrtle Manor". 

 

Oh, lawdy...I almost never watch TV so I was unfamiliar with this gem, and it may cause me to re-evaluate my appreciation for the TV medium.

Obviously a winning program that needs further research   ;-)

[wiggen]

Mostly she just looks past caring in that shot. The facebook pic is much better.

[saleman]

Well how the Hell is she supposed to look after the ordeal she had just been through!!! Poor baby....

[Bon mots]

I’d hit it...
with a rolled up newspaper.

Better disinfect the seat on that toy car.

[nascarnation]

Why did I immediately think “Arkansas” when I read this.

BJ Clinton would represent her if he still had a license.

[techcor]

you’ve just plummeted into totally desperate land

I doubt it was a "plummet". More of a "stepping off of the curb" moment.:)

[rmlew]

If you hit that, I suggest that you wear protection and bath in vodka or a stronger disinfectant.

[a fool in paradise]

If you belch a couple of times, they call THAT a “refusal”.

[Lazamataz]

I took the other approach. We shared blood.

Not intravenous drugs, we just patched into one anothers bloodline with a IV drip.

No reason. Just for the heck of it.

[ApplegateRanch]

The neck, up is more than enough picture; I neither need nor want to see the rest of her! In fact, I’d even rather see the naked ape Helen Thomas photoshop, than see the rest of that thing.

[Bon mots]

Don't be so down on Arkansas. Some good things have come out of Arkansas too.

For example, "the Toothbrush".
Did you know that the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas?

How do we know this?
It's simple.
If it were invented anywhere else, it would be called the 'teethbrush'.

[womanvet]

It’s a Biblical violation — “women, submit yourselves...”
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