Posted on 03/13/2013 7:28:52 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement
She’s pretty for a zombie and all, but I think we would probably be incompatible.
Facebook page?
http://www.facebook.com/cassi.clayton?fref=ts
Figures she’d be from Maryland.
A 4-day, max the credit-card out, no-last-names weekend bender with this chick would be something you'd talk about in bull sessions with the guys for the next 20 years.
"Lemme tell ya guys, There I was....."
So I worked with this amazing flight attendant, who spoke four languages, about ten years ago. Over drinks we all got her whole story. When she graduated from high school, her parents rented out a beach house for ONE week and rented a red Mustang convertible for her and her friends. After two weeks, her dad went to look for her and the car. (She had kept in touch by phone but wouldn’t come home.) Daddy found his little girl working in a strip club, collared her and brought her to an Army recruiting office where she signed up.
She got a college education, traveled the world and married a great guy.
Her dad is still her best friend.
And she still can’t hold her liquor.
If'n that's the case, I think it's safe for me to go on record by saying NOT GUILTY.
Defendant: Traci Batcher 34
Traci Batcher alledgedly drank a few drinks at the Thirsty Turtle Bar in Sarasota, then entered the mens' room before deciding to come out of her shell by shedding her clothes and returned to the bar stark naked.
Not even by the ears? Sorry, couldn't resist...
Heads up, Dad: It's never good news when your little girl brings home a boyfriend named 'Bubba."
Passengers on the Key West Express, a boat that runs from Marco Island to Key West, allegedly alerted a crew member that there was a 'hull lotta loving" going on with a couple down under in the men’s head, reports the Naples Daily News.
When the woman's dad went down into the men's head to lower the boom and take the wind out of the young man's sails, the boyfriend, Robert “Bubba” Emerson Martin, 24, of East Naples, pushed the concerned poppa away and tried to punch him, according to the report.
'Bubba' also reportedly bit the captain's hand after the captain released zip ties he had used to restrain 'Bubba's hands.
It could be that this Madison Alexandra Pelfrey told Cassi Lyn Clayton “bite me” as a reply to which the bikini clad blond obliged her.
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