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Company releases new bacon-flavored condoms
Fox News ^ | 03/28/2013

Posted on 03/29/2013 7:50:35 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd

I don't think this what Bill Gates had in mind when he offered $100,000 to someone to invent the next generation condom.

Just when you though the bacon fad was fizzling out, J&D's Foods --the same Seattle-based company that brought us the bacon coffin and bacon mayonnaise (all real products) -- now has introduced Bacon Condoms that claims to "make your meat look like meat."

As an added bonus, each condom is coated with its very own J&D’s baconlube.

(Excerpt) Read more at foxnews.com ...


TOPICS: Food; Health/Medicine; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bacon; condoms
Bacon. Not just for breakfast anymore.
1 posted on 03/29/2013 7:50:35 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: Responsibility2nd

Should please the gay crowd...they can have breakfast in bed....


2 posted on 03/29/2013 7:52:34 AM PDT by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Redneck girls throughout the country are rejoicing...


3 posted on 03/29/2013 7:52:40 AM PDT by stuartcr ("I have habits that are older than the people telling me they're bad for me.")
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To: Responsibility2nd
Pork.

So many jokes, so little time...

4 posted on 03/29/2013 7:53:08 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (American needs a Romans 1: 18-32 wakeup call...)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Sausages And Bacon Linked To Premature Death
Business Insider ^ | 03/07/2013 | Jennifer Welsh

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2994427/posts


5 posted on 03/29/2013 7:53:45 AM PDT by KeyLargo
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To: Responsibility2nd

Bacon grease....cold of course.


6 posted on 03/29/2013 7:54:03 AM PDT by Dallas59 (America died a little bit more on 11/6/2012)
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To: Dallas59

Unless you fry your bacon while naked.

(DON’T try this at home.)


7 posted on 03/29/2013 7:56:23 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Confucious say bacon condom keep egg off of face.


8 posted on 03/29/2013 7:59:14 AM PDT by DainBramage
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To: Dallas59

Careful not to offend any muzzie chicks.


9 posted on 03/29/2013 7:59:24 AM PDT by rktman (BACKGROUND CHECKS? YOU FIRST MR. PRESIDENT!(not that we'd get the truth!))
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To: Responsibility2nd

10 posted on 03/29/2013 7:59:27 AM PDT by Dallas59 (America died a little bit more on 11/6/2012)
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To: Responsibility2nd

“... make your meat look like meat”.

Nope. Not going to say a thing.


11 posted on 03/29/2013 8:05:23 AM PDT by momtothree
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To: Responsibility2nd
Oh, so that's why little piggy wiggies have curly tails!
12 posted on 03/29/2013 8:09:06 AM PDT by Standing Wolf
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To: Responsibility2nd

“Bacon. Not just for breakfast anymore.”

Was bacon EVER just for breakfast?


13 posted on 03/29/2013 8:12:05 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'll stop being a cynic when the world stops giving me reasons to be cynical.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

y los huevos?


14 posted on 03/29/2013 8:12:57 AM PDT by Rusty0604
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To: Responsibility2nd
Oh, great ...

... now I've got to worry about being attacked by my cats ...

15 posted on 03/29/2013 8:45:14 AM PDT by BlueLancer ("Oh, man, that's a lot of Indians!" [LTC George A. Custer, 1876, near the Little Bighorn Valley])
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To: Responsibility2nd

But are they kosher? :)


16 posted on 03/29/2013 9:24:09 AM PDT by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

I buy a lot of stuff from JDs, but never tried those things.

http://store.baconsalt.com/All-Products_c_33.html


17 posted on 03/29/2013 9:26:22 AM PDT by carriage_hill (The most insidious power the news media has, is the power to ignore.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Probably won’t sell well in the Muslim markets...


18 posted on 03/29/2013 9:27:21 AM PDT by llevrok (Keep your arms out. It makes it harder for them to throw a net over you.)
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To: BlueLancer

Judging by some of the responses, you only have to worry if they’re gay.


19 posted on 03/29/2013 9:38:49 AM PDT by stuartcr ("I have habits that are older than the people telling me they're bad for me.")
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To: llevrok

When I was in Abu Dhabi a long time ago, they sold pork in the grocery store I used to go to.


20 posted on 03/29/2013 9:40:20 AM PDT by stuartcr ("I have habits that are older than the people telling me they're bad for me.")
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To: Responsibility2nd

I may never eat bacon again.


21 posted on 03/29/2013 10:06:11 AM PDT by ilovesarah2012
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To: Responsibility2nd

Is it Kielbasa or Bacon?


22 posted on 03/29/2013 10:13:35 AM PDT by bmwcyle (People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

I wonder if Clinton will start using them on his cigars! :>0


23 posted on 03/29/2013 11:15:55 AM PDT by Datom (Still runnin' "Against the Wind.")
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To: Responsibility2nd

I don’t klnow if I want my johnson to taste like meat.


24 posted on 03/29/2013 11:27:31 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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Company releases new bacon-flavored condoms

For women who prefer the taste of bacon to the taste of sausage.

25 posted on 03/29/2013 1:58:12 PM PDT by JustSayNoToNannies ("The Lord has removed His judgments against you" - Zep. 3:15)
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