Posted on 03/31/2013 8:19:14 AM PDT by DogByte6RER
65-year-old man says nurse in her 20s raped him at Philadelphia hospital
The man claims the woman assaulted him on Feb. 27 while he was at Temple University Hospital recovering from a motorcycle accident.
A 65-year-old man says a young female nurse raped him while he was recovering from a motorcycle accident at a Philadelphia hospital last month.
The man, who has not been identified, said a Temple University Hospital nurse in her 20s entered his room at around 3:30 a.m. on Feb. 27, offered to bathe him and then sexually assaulted him in a bathroom, NBC Philadelphia reported.
Police are investigating the man's claims. The specifics have not been made public.
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Agreed.
Not comfortable with the posters here who have the ‘glory hole’ mentality.
A 65 year old guy was in a biker bar getting pretty loaded.
He walks over to a table with three mean-looking biker dudes and says to the biggest, nastiest looking one:
“Hey sonny, I saw your grandma yesterday and she’s pretty hot!”
The guy keeps sipping his beer.
“Yeah, in fact, she’s so hot I’m getting a woody just thinking about her.”
The guy stares straight ahead and keeps sipping his beer. His two buddies start snickering.
“You know what? She got me so hot yesterday that I picked her up and had her right there on the kitchen table at her house. What do you think about that, sonny?”
The biker stands and straightens himself to his full 6 feet 5 inches. He gently places his hands on the old man’s shoulders, stares him right in the eyes, and says:
“Grandpa, you’ve had enough to drink. Now go home...”
Well it takes all kinds I suppose but this guy had it figured out.
A balding, white haired man from Chebacco Lake in Florida, walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. ...He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The man said, ‘No, I’d like to see something a little more special.’
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. ‘Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said. The lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, ‘We’ll take it.’
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, ‘By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.’
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said, ‘There’s no money in that account.’
‘I know,’ said the old man, ‘But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!’
Separately, my wife and I once got very sensuous exams from an Asian female optometrist. She was all over us, working from various angles. She jammed her pelvis into my knee so that each time she turned her retinoscope I could actually feel her pubic hair.
We told a female friend who was all worked up for her own exam. But she claimed she got nothing.
Illusion or reality? You could decided were she still there. But, alas....
I asked each one separately if they like to be facebook friends. Apparently they are still thinking about it.
Separately, my wife and I once got very sensuous exams from an Asian female optometrist.
A few decades ago, the Base Dental Clinic had young local ladies performing basic cleanings and assistance. They were fit but most were “top heavy.” The commander rarely had to council the guys about missed dental exams...
Lol.
Many times dementia induced tales involve sex.
My 70ish MIL has early stage dementia. She tells stories of a 4 star general who breaks into her house and rapes her.
OMG, what IS going on out there? I took my kids out shopping yesterday and the level of visual pollution I had to endure was staggering. Not just obese but SO frikking misshapen. How? Why? And then squeezing it into leggings, tight jeans...Big giant protruding globs of weirdly shapen fat just hanging out in strange places. It was truly disturbing.
So, THAT'S where Petraeus has been lately....
Now, that IS funny.
Hey, you left out the address!
LOL!
You assume she was attractive.
So who would you pick ?
A) Beautiful woman, thin, fit and 55.
B) Ugly woman, fat, unappealing and 28.
I’ll go with A.
I think it was Ben Franklin who said “All cats are grey in the dark.”
LOL !!
Sorry, I never settled for hoggin’ while out whoring. And some women, there just isn’t enough alcohol to fix it.
That is really funny if you know the joke...
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