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America’s New Navy...
Satirical Humor ^

Posted on 04/04/2013 7:32:47 AM PDT by navysealdad

The Navy is proud of its new fleet of destroyers. Having initially named the first two ships USS Daring and USS Dauntless, the Naming Committee has, after intensive pressure from San Francisco , renamed them USS Cautious and USS Prudence.

The next five ships are to be named: USS Empathy, USS Circumspect, USS Nervous, USS Timorous and USS Apologist.

Costing 2 billion each, they meet the needs of the 21st century and comply with the very latest

(Excerpt) Read more at angelfire.com ...


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1 posted on 04/04/2013 7:32:47 AM PDT by navysealdad
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http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/04/03/us-navy-relieves-4-from-grounded-minesweeper-after-probe-finds-didnt-follow/?test=latestnews

US Navy relieves 4 from grounded minesweeper after probe finds they didn’t follow procedures

PEARL HARBOR, Hawaii – Four officers of a U.S. Navy minesweeper that ran aground on coral reef in the Philippines are being relieved of their duties.

The U.S. Pacific Fleet said in a statement Wednesday that initial findings indicate all four sailors failed to adhere to standard navigation procedures at the time of the Jan. 17 grounding of the Guardian.

The sailors are the commanding officer, the executive officer and navigator, the assistant navigator and the officer of the deck. They’ve been reassigned.


2 posted on 04/04/2013 7:36:55 AM PDT by ilovesarah2012
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To: navysealdad

May as well paint them pink...


3 posted on 04/04/2013 7:40:34 AM PDT by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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To: ilovesarah2012
I remember this story, but lost track of it.

As I recall, the blame was put on out of date maps

4 posted on 04/04/2013 7:41:35 AM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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Yeah, coral grows so dang fast out there..


5 posted on 04/04/2013 7:43:37 AM PDT by American in Israel (A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but the foolish mans heart directs him toward the left.)
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To: navysealdad

When they rename the USS Reagan to the USS Obama I will be really upset.


6 posted on 04/04/2013 7:45:52 AM PDT by Slyfox (The Key to Marxism is Medicine ~ Vladimir Lenin)
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Get ready for the USS Harvey Milk, only a matter of when.


7 posted on 04/04/2013 7:46:40 AM PDT by dfwgator
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8 posted on 04/04/2013 8:05:13 AM PDT by sunny48
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9 posted on 04/04/2013 8:05:17 AM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: knarf

The US Navy: A global force for Gaia.


10 posted on 04/04/2013 8:06:12 AM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: illiac

“I’ve got those yellowstain blues...”


11 posted on 04/04/2013 8:07:20 AM PDT by dfwgator
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This is 6 minutes long but worth it. It compares USS Reagan, Clinton, and Obama.
USS Reagan passing the Arizona memorial is impressive.
http://youtu.be/bbj06iEYGHc


12 posted on 04/04/2013 8:10:22 AM PDT by sunny48
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I want one of the ships named the USS Mary Jo Kopechne.


13 posted on 04/04/2013 8:20:38 AM PDT by 2nd Bn, 11th Mar (The "p" in Democrat stands for patriotism.)
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To: sunny48

That was impressive, funny and hilarious.


14 posted on 04/04/2013 8:29:39 AM PDT by Slyfox (The Key to Marxism is Medicine ~ Vladimir Lenin)
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To: navysealdad; Slyfox; dfwgator; sunny48

The latest US Navy vessel was announced not long ago, actually.

The new vessel will be named USS WHITNEY HOUSTON.

It’s the prototype for a new class of ship. The Self-Destroyer.


15 posted on 04/04/2013 9:11:04 AM PDT by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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yeah i heard it’s the first of the cocaine-class destroyers. the only boat that when you put it in water, it drowns.


16 posted on 04/04/2013 10:35:02 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
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That was funny enough that The Doctor and Rose LOL'ed...


17 posted on 04/04/2013 12:31:35 PM PDT by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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