Skip to comments.Woman uses bag of spaghetti sauce to rob bank
Posted on 04/09/2013 8:20:30 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
Bank tellers thought it was a bomb but it turned out to be a pasta topping.
A woman sat a bag of red liquid on the counter of the Fifth Third bank and demanded money.
The teller, not knowing what was in the bag gave her cash and the woman described to be in her 60's left the bank.
Once police and the bomb squad arrived at the bank in Clinton Township Michigan they were able to check the contents and confirm it was only spaghetti sauce and not a bomb.
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Thatsa my girl!
Pretty inept (really, it was intentional) reporting... no mention of description that all the local LEOs might be interested in, or the local public, for that matter if they were intent on catching this person.
Just plain disgusting, duplicitous, underhanded, pre-meditated non-reporting.
A little more description from the free press. (They’re still developing suspect info)
Good Lord what a mess that link is. LOL
Background checks for spaghetti sauce!
Is that a bag of marinara in your pocket or...
“Nobody move or the lasagna goes off!”
If Marinara is outlawed, only outlaws will have Marinara.
I was laughing about how people are so naive that you can get money from them with spaghetti sauce, and then I remembered that all you have to do to rob the taxpayers is put “(D)” behind your name on the ballot.
Quick buy Pasta Sauce...the DEMS will be requiring a 3 day waiting period on buying RAGU.
Like most other Freepers I’ve fallen for the “spaghetti sauce bomb” gambit in the past. Only demolitions experts can tell the difference, which is why spaghetti sauce is a favorite with terrorists for disguising IED’s.
She was given a bag of penne.
She certainly didn’t leave the bank penne-less.
I would venture to say she probably has a lot of (meat)balls to pull off something like this.
It wasn’t robbery if the teller freely gave her the money just because he didn’t know what was in the bag.
I would say it was just pricey pasta sauce.
We expect restraint by FR husbands regarding the weapons-grade spaghetti their wives make. It’s enough that the thoughts are there.
Did she threaten to light the fusilli?
She could rule the world with meat balls.
Thats amore’. Were the noodles al dente! Man the italian bank robbers down there in the Lower Peninsula use canned sauce. The bank robbers up here in the Upper Peninsula at least use a helmet and an ATV. The credit union is no longer in existence because of that bank robbery. The culprit is still at large.
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