Posted on 04/09/2013 8:20:30 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
Bank tellers thought it was a bomb but it turned out to be a pasta topping.
A woman sat a bag of red liquid on the counter of the Fifth Third bank and demanded money.
The teller, not knowing what was in the bag gave her cash and the woman described to be in her 60's left the bank.
Once police and the bomb squad arrived at the bank in Clinton Township Michigan they were able to check the contents and confirm it was only spaghetti sauce and not a bomb.
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Did she threaten to light the fusilli?
She could rule the world with meat balls.
Thats amore’. Were the noodles al dente! Man the italian bank robbers down there in the Lower Peninsula use canned sauce. The bank robbers up here in the Upper Peninsula at least use a helmet and an ATV. The credit union is no longer in existence because of that bank robbery. The culprit is still at large.
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