Texas Chain Has No Time For Entendres, Trademarks The Term “Breastaurant”

Consumerist ^ | April 10, 2013

[SMGFan]

If you want a $12 meal, you go to Applebee’s, T.G.I. Friday’s or whathaveyou. But if you want a $12 meal with a side of attractive waitress, there’s a wide array of ogling options. And while Hooters might be the first breastaurant that comes to mind, it doesn’t legally own the term . That honor belongs to a Texas-based chain which just nabbed the federal trademark for “breastaurant.”

ABC News reports that the company behind the Bikinis Sports Bar and Grill chain announced the move it made through the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office, which means that only that company can use the term when describing itself.

[EEGator]

Nowadays almost every “hot” chick has fake cans and a tramp stamp.

[MHGinTN]

Gee, I can remember when a waitress had to wear a hair net so no Head Hair would get in the food. Now, with the smaller and smaller uniforms ...

[Resolute Conservative]

Bone Daddy’s in Austin is a nice place.

[EEGator]

This thread is for drooling over hot chicks, not actual legitimate complaints.

[Mashood]

EEGiter: Pssst... her name is Salma.

[EEGator]

She has a name? :)

[absolootezer0]

a lot of those places require tats be covered.
girls at the local hooters have to use makeup to cover up.
personally, i think the tats look better than the odd blotches of slightly non-matching skin tone.

[absolootezer0]

of course she has a name!

how else would you be able to google her for more pics?

[EEGator]

Mexican boob lady?

[ArrogantBustard]

And ironically, most of their waitresses won't be able to spell it.

Have you been interviewing them? Does Mrs. Murphy know about this?

[mnehring]

Just having ink doesn’t constitute having a tramp stamp.

[Hot Tabasco]

I bet they earn less in tips than the normal ones.

For some reason I get the feeling that ALL YOUR waitresses earn less than others.........

[Hot Tabasco]

How about restaurants concentrating on having their waitstaff use proper hygiene, clean their nails, cover their offensive tats, put their hair up, don’t wipe their noses without washing their hands after, don’t scratch their butts, don’t carry tableware and straws in their back pockets and be polite to the customers.

Why don't you just stay out of those biker clubhouses?

[mnehring]

I bet they earn less in tips than the normal ones.

Girls I know who work at Hooters can pull in between $200-$300/night. I've heard waitresses at IHop complaining they sometimes pull in $20/night.

[Alex Murphy]

Have you been interviewing them? Does Mrs. Murphy know about this?

Touché!

[waterhill]

More like a 20 buck chicken fried steak that will be difficult to finish. Last time I was at the Twin Peaks in Lewisville the waitress’ little butt could have fit in the palm of my hand, no sh!t.

[waterhill]

5 foot nothing and hot.

[Liberty Valance]

If a bromance breaks out at a breastaurant ...

... who picks up the tab? ... the Dutch!

[Zuben Elgenubi]

lol, good one.