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Naked woman breaks into Texas home and plants herself in bathtub, authorities say
NY Daily News ^ | 4/25/13 | Lee Moran

Posted on 04/25/2013 8:25:32 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda

Naked woman breaks into Texas home and plants herself in bathtub, authorities say Sara Elizabeth Soto, who got in through the doggy door, was charged with misdemeanor criminal trespass and criminal mischief.

BY LEE MORAN / NEW YORK DAILY NEWS

Maybe she just needed a really good scrub? A naked woman broke into a house through the doggy door before being found by the owners sitting in their bathtub, police said. RELATED: COPS IN FLORIDA BARE IT ALL DURING MASSAGE PARLOR PROSTITUTION STING Sara Elizabeth Soto, 25, was busted hiding out au naturel in the Weatherford, Texas, home bathroom at 1:45 a.m. on Tuesday. And when cops questioned why she was wearing only her smile, she told them she honestly didn't believe she had done anything wrong.

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To: central_va

21 posted on 04/25/2013 9:35:06 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

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22 posted on 04/25/2013 9:51:17 AM PDT by Red Badger (Want to be surprised? Google your own name......Want to have fun? Google your friend's names........)
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To: from occupied ga

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23 posted on 04/25/2013 9:51:41 AM PDT by Red Badger (Want to be surprised? Google your own name......Want to have fun? Google your friend's names........)
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To: freebilly

Well, you know what they say about crazy women...


24 posted on 04/25/2013 10:25:48 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Some people take there grammar way to seriously.)
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To: Resolute Conservative

Ya, hopped up on crank, spice, or somethin’ more than likely. Who crawls through a stranger’s dog door and takes a bath? Seriously, that right there is a big ol’ red flag.


25 posted on 04/25/2013 10:40:34 AM PDT by Clinging Bitterly (I will not comply.)
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To: Uncle Miltie; Lazamataz
If you are going to ping, you have to spell his name correctly. It's Lazamataz
26 posted on 04/25/2013 10:45:50 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (President Bush took the war on terror to them, and 0 bummer brought it to our soil.)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Plants herself in the bathtub?

Grew into a Blooming Idiot, no ?!?!?


27 posted on 04/25/2013 10:46:44 AM PDT by brityank (The more I learn about the Constitution, the more I realise this Government is UNconstitutional !!)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

I don’t understand. So, she was an undocumented resident of the house. Shouldn’t she get to stay in the bathtub until she gets her paperwork in order, and then shouldn’t she be added to the title to the house? Otherwise she is like a slave, a second-class house-inhabitant, without the full rights of all the other house-dwellers.

It isn’t fair that some people get to use a house just because they bought it, paid for it, and have maintained it. Others less fortunate also want nice houses.

Actually, I was thinking we should launch an “Occupy Marco Rubio’s House” party, where we all crash his house and lawn, and take up residence, and ask him to give us non-amnesty.


28 posted on 04/25/2013 10:51:40 AM PDT by CharlesWayneCT
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To: CharlesWayneCT

LOL! Excellent!


29 posted on 04/25/2013 10:53:39 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Someday our schools will teach the difference between "lose" and "loose")
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To: CharlesWayneCT

Also, the story notes that these people have a doggy-door, but no dog.

Why would ANYBODY who doesn’t actually have an animal NOT solidly secure any “doggy-door” they have, to keep stray animals or midgets from wandering into their house?

I’m not that security-sensitive, but I’m sure I’d have nailed any such doggy-doors shut if I had one.


30 posted on 04/25/2013 10:55:52 AM PDT by CharlesWayneCT
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To: CharlesWayneCT

Well said.


31 posted on 04/25/2013 12:12:11 PM PDT by CFIIIMEIATP737
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed....


32 posted on 04/25/2013 10:53:04 PM PDT by freebilly
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To: KeyLargo

Damn! Where’s the eye bleach...!


33 posted on 04/25/2013 10:54:59 PM PDT by freebilly
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To: Jack Hydrazine
Clean and articulate???

That'd be the guy holding Joe Biden's leash. Unfortunately, it's the rest of us getting the bath....

34 posted on 04/25/2013 10:57:26 PM PDT by freebilly
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To: freebilly
"Damn! Where’s the eye bleach...!"

Yes, I post her photo on FR periodically to get my stock price to go up! The stock has been going down today. I may be forced to post further photos....

NYSE: CLX - Apr 26 9:04am ET 87.06+0.00‎ (0.00%‎)

35 posted on 04/26/2013 6:16:25 AM PDT by KeyLargo
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