Posted on 04/28/2013 6:44:57 PM PDT by nickcarraway
If you’re a man and have ever wanted to dress in women’s lingerie a firm has come up with the perfect product for you.
HommeMystere are hoping their new range of lingerie for males, which includes thongs and padded bras, will change the landscape of men’s underwear.
The Australian firm said their under garments include ‘comfortable men’s panties that really do fit, bra straps that don’t fall off the shoulder, teddies that don’t ride up halfway through the night and quality soft fabrics that feel great for all day wear’.
The firm says the products are not necessarily for gay men (Picture: HommeMystere) The label already has a UK seller so men this side of the world can look forward to more ‘enjoyable’ pants.
And the company are keen to stress the garments are not just for gay men.
They added: ‘We provide our lingerie for guys.
‘We are not concerned if you are gay, straight, vegetarian, republican, anglican, martian or any other persuasion.
‘We just design and manufacture attractive luxury underwear for men.’
I predict that withing 2 years tops, this line will no longer be offered.
“I guess you got to go with the times on this stuff, and so I’m trying to get in touch with my inner female.”
My husband used to say he was a lesbian in a male body because he likes women.
What? Do you actually think any normal woman wants a man who dresses in this sort of attire?
I don’t think so.
No, just no.
Well, I'm trying. I mean, I'm giving this thing an honest shot, but that 80 grit on the belt sander stings something awful. OK, creams, yeah. Ben Gay is a cream, right?
The “Manzere” or “Bro”?
Women's clothing needs to be adjusted to accommodate men's pieces and parts. Lol.
Mmmmm, well .... mmmm ...
I like their gear. Some of the best shoes I ever bought came from their catalogue.
Back in my musician days, the chicks used to launch lingerie at me when I was up on the stage. A bra hook almost took out my left eye. So I started bringing my dirty laundry to the concerts. I’d give them a little counter-battery with my clothing. We couldn’t find a laundromat for a week and I hit some poor girl in Seattle with my shorts and she dropped like she’d been hit with a bat.
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I’ll bet they have a customer in Georgia.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-backroom/2893387/posts
I haven't been to their website, but if I were a man, I'd check it out because it does seem to be extra comfort for men - longer tails on shirts so they don't pull out of pants, more room in the crotch area.
They also carry some good basic survival gear. I have no complaints and a lot of their stuff is made in the USA.
“They also carry some good basic survival gear.”
I didn’t know that - maybe I should look at their website after all.
Right. Already done on the Seinfeld show.
“Dr Frank N. Furter has fallen on hard times.”
LMAO
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