Skip to comments.Undocumented __________ (fill in the blank) ~ Vanity
Posted on 05/03/2013 4:08:57 PM PDT by GraceG
This morning I woke up and drove to work and on my way I saqw some illegals near a highway with some signs that read pro "undocumented immigrant slogans".
I then decided that I should become fully "undocumented" as the people holding the signs seemed so damned happy.
So I walked into the local electronics store and decided to help myself to some of the shop keepers wares. I grabbed a few items off the shelves and walked out, when stopped by the racist store security i explained to him that I was simply making a "Undocumented Purchase" as there was no money and no receiot given and that he was a racsit for stopping me.... He let me go...
Then I decided to grab some lunch, I ordered my food and they started filling up the lunch tray and when they filled up i took it and started walking away, the clerk stoped me and asked for me to pay her, I said "hey, why are you such a hater, I just wanted to have some "Undocumented Lunch" " Then I chastized her for stopping me because obviously she was racist. I then chidered her for her "papers please" NAZI like mentality.
After stuffing my face, I decided to take a drive after filling up my car with some "Undocumented Gas". Driving away in a diabetic coma since I ate too many "Undocumented Baked Apple Pies" I ran into someone but it was okay since I was driving an "Undocumented Car" so no need to get my "Undocumented Insurance" involved inthe matter as I drove away screaming anti-racists epitets at the poor old white lady in her now disabled car.
It was no more than 15 minutes aftyer I got home when the door bekll rang at it was the IRS, seems they thought I owed them some tax money. But I told them to go away because my earnings were from my "Undocumented Business" and how dare they single me out because I am a minority because everything I do is "Undocumented".
Maybe now I should go to a bar, drink till I can barely walk and do some "Undocumented Intoxicated Driving"...
Maybe make a few "Undocumented Withdraws" from the nearest bank....
Gee, when you replace "Illegal" with "Undocumented" it sure makes everything sound ridiculous.....
Undocumented __________ (fill in the blank) ~ Vanity
I’m an undocumented gigolo.
I haven’t found my ketchup heiress yet.
Move into someone’s house, tell them you’re an “undocumented house-guest”, and it’s your civil right that they find a way to normalize your presence in their family.
Undocumented anchor baby...
Illegal, gate-crashing, line-jumping, benefit-stealing, service-wasting, gang-banging, hospital-crowding, car-wrecking, statutory-raping, cerveza-drinking, Home Depot parking lot-littering aliens...to be precise. :)
That ain’t no worker. Maybe better described as Slacker?
Since Obama seems to struggle providing a legit birth cert....I guess he is undocumented, too