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1 posted on 05/09/2013 7:54:43 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

not funny


2 posted on 05/09/2013 7:55:57 AM PDT by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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I would sleep with her, but that would NOT involve closing my eyes. :)


3 posted on 05/09/2013 7:56:18 AM PDT by Mich Patriot (PITCH BLACK is the new "transparent")
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Her boyfriend asked her to wear a french maid’s outfit & deserved to die.


4 posted on 05/09/2013 7:56:24 AM PDT by skeeter
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LOL!


8 posted on 05/09/2013 7:59:35 AM PDT by SgtHooper (The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.)
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For someone so guilty she is CERTAINLY not guilty.

I would propose to be allowed to HIT HER every day for the rest of my life, as punishment.


11 posted on 05/09/2013 8:01:05 AM PDT by Mr. K (There are lies, damned lies, statistics, and democrat talking points.)
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Executing her would be a waste of sorts, I suppose. But would you really want to mate with a black widow?


12 posted on 05/09/2013 8:01:48 AM PDT by ZX12R (Never forget the heroes of Benghazi, who were abandoned to their deaths by Obama)
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Just be careful not to go to bed with her until you’ve searched her first. Thoroughly.


13 posted on 05/09/2013 8:01:51 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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A bucket of Laz sarcasm in the morning.
Needs an MSDS data sheet and an OSHA rating for the unwary.


16 posted on 05/09/2013 8:03:22 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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Dude, I saw an interview with this girl last night.

Her elevator certainly doesn't go to the top floor.

A "No-last names, four-day-bender, max-out-the-credit-cards Vegas weekend" with her would be something that, when discussed in detail, would inspire awestruck silence among the other guys in the locker room for years to come.

Assuming that you lived.

20 posted on 05/09/2013 8:04:28 AM PDT by wbill
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She looks like such a sweet girl too....


22 posted on 05/09/2013 8:06:23 AM PDT by nascarnation (Baraq's economic policy: trickle up poverty)
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You've come a long way baby.
23 posted on 05/09/2013 8:06:37 AM PDT by mardi59 (IMPEACH OBAMA NOW!!!!!)
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I must have missed this story due to the non-stop Bengazi coverage on the network news last night.


26 posted on 05/09/2013 8:08:17 AM PDT by jaydubya2
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I have to admit I feel a bit sorry for this girl...

She met and dated a man who used her then was about to toss her aside. Maybe he was a good guy, I don't know- I am ONLY giving my gut impression from NOT HAVING A TELEVISION and only hearing about 3 minutes of testimony about him.

But he was apparently a “rising star” in some pre-paid something-or-other outfit. These companies always seem to be scumbag companies preying on people who can't afford the real deal.

And I saw a video of him rousing the troops at some conference... Inspiring them to go out and raise more money from poor folks...

I don't know - but I HATE PEOPLE LIKE THAT

There is a remote possibility he was as bad as she said, and I could be (and probably am) talking out of my a$$ (as usual) but I feel bad for women used by guys like that.

Don't flame me, I am playing devils advocate here. If there was any proof he was an angel and helped feed starving orphans then let me know, I will publicly apologize.

I would probably care a lot less if this woman was not SO DAM HOT too...

28 posted on 05/09/2013 8:09:44 AM PDT by Mr. K (There are lies, damned lies, statistics, and democrat talking points.)
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LOL....which Jody killed her ex? The blonde seductress or the brunette librarian? She would have been better off trying an insanity claim over self-defense. She could have claimed it was the peroxide.
29 posted on 05/09/2013 8:09:44 AM PDT by liberalh8ter (The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
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You just want in her orange prison pants, you despickable disspicable dispecabel totally rotten character!

Although I did find your sarcasm funny, contrary to some of the other critiques you have drawn.

That WAS sarcasm... right?

31 posted on 05/09/2013 8:10:59 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (Without GOD, men get what they deserve.)
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There were Ninjas? Cool!


32 posted on 05/09/2013 8:11:42 AM PDT by READINABLUESTATE ("We must hang together, gentlemen...else, we shall most assuredly hang separately." - Franklin)
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Innocent?!!

I would have to see her naked first.

33 posted on 05/09/2013 8:12:13 AM PDT by laotzu
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I’m sorry, but I just don’t see how people think she’s so attractive. I’d say she’s modestly attractive, just above plain. Add a few pounds and it’s really over.


35 posted on 05/09/2013 8:13:45 AM PDT by Obadiah (High speed, low drag.)
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By the way, FRiend, it’s “Jodi” with an eye, not an why.

If you expect to survive your one night stand, you’d darn well better be moaning “JodEYE! JodEYE!”. “JodEEE” is liable to get you knifed in mid-moan.

Just trying to help.


38 posted on 05/09/2013 8:17:10 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (Without GOD, men get what they deserve.)
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40 posted on 05/09/2013 8:17:22 AM PDT by humblegunner
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