The Moment Proud Father John Boehner Watched His Daughter Say 'I Do' To Her Dreadlocked..

Daily Mail (UK) ^ | May 13, 2013 | SARA NATHAN and DANIEL BATES

[Steelfish]

The Moment Proud Father John Boehner Watched His Daughter Say 'I Do' To Her Dreadlocked Jamaican-Born Love [Pics in URL] By SARA NATHAN 13 May 2013

The daughter of House Speaker John Boehner has tied the knot with her Jamaican-born love in an intimate sunset ceremony set amid a lush Florida garden.

Lindsay Marie Boehner, 35, married construction worker Dominic Lakhan in a flowing white strapless gown that showed off a huge tattoo etched across her arm.

Her 38-year-old groom looked smart in a grey suit with his waist-length dreadlocks on display as he waited for Boehner to walk Lindsay down the aisle at Sundy House in Delray Beach on Friday.

The couple said their vows with the House Speaker looking proudly on - despite the fact Dominic had previously arrested for possessing marijuana.

[C. Edmund Wright]

touche

[bigbob]

and “Boeher, who had donned an orange tie”

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves...

[SkyPilot]

I bet Boehner drank at the wedding rehearsal, and the morning brunch, and the reception. Maybe we should Sequester his pay......he has too much money to throw around for booze and leg tattoos.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Was Boner sporting his ‘fake bake’?

[machogirl]

His wife looks orange too.

[God luvs America]

apparently a distant relative to marge simpson....

[West Texas Chuck]

Ganja mon, don’t fraid that.

Rasta man vibration positive.

[Sequoyah101]

Charming. He must be so proud. He did such a good job raising her and setting standards and such a good example.

Just what every child aspires to grow up to be... a spineless drunk.

[Yaelle]

No offense intended to those with dreads, but after shoulder length they start looking like hair-balls that you pull out of the bathtub drain.

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Or like hair balls barfed up by a cat.

[God luvs America]

no pictures of the groom’s family?? disappointing....

[ItsOurTimeNow]

there are no winners in this story...

[Mortrey]

I’ve always wondered how often dreads are washed (and how?)

[God luvs America]

actually we oughta give this guy a thumbs up- you better believe he’s pissing off moochelle obama with all that mickey D’s in his hands...

[Mortrey]

Thanks for this post, Steelfish.
I’ll bet Boehner was happy to be somewhere ELSE this past Friday!

[Calvin Locke]

Weren’t there a handful of stories a few years ago of dreadlocked adolescents suffering severe burns from incompetent parental unit(s) using kerosene to delouse the coiffure?

[Farmer Dean]

There can be times when alcohol is your only solace in life.
For John,this is one of those times....

[muawiyah]

Ain’t no thang! She was Christmas-cakey ~ good on her.

[marygam]

That was a good one!!

[relictele]

They aren’t. That’s why they’re dreads.

Eeewwwww.