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Par - tay!
1 posted on 05/15/2013 5:38:10 PM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!

It’s the end of the world as we know it ....
so I’m locking myself in the Publix.


2 posted on 05/15/2013 5:39:27 PM PDT by Pan_Yan (I believe in God. All else is dubious.)
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To: Pan_Yan
I've been to worse parties.

/johnny

3 posted on 05/15/2013 5:41:07 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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Sounds like the only thing he was missing is the cashier. (ba dum dum)


4 posted on 05/15/2013 5:42:21 PM PDT by GeorgeWashingtonsGhost
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To: Pan_Yan
"57 cans of Reddi-Whip"

Hey, sucked one down for every one of Zero's states.

5 posted on 05/15/2013 5:43:30 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: Pan_Yan
Police say that he also relieved himself on… himself

i always heard you weren't having fun until you get some on you

6 posted on 05/15/2013 5:43:48 PM PDT by bigheadfred ( barry your mouth is writing checks your ass cant cash)
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He looks satisfied!
8 posted on 05/15/2013 5:44:53 PM PDT by Dallas59 (Q: The worst president in US history?)
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10 posted on 05/15/2013 5:46:02 PM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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That was a My Name Is Earl episode. Well, kind of.


11 posted on 05/15/2013 5:48:01 PM PDT by andyk (I have sworn...eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.)
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To: Pan_Yan

Can’t decide if he should be arrested or be the next host challenge to Adam Richman on Man vs food.

Or maybe a visit from Guy Fieri on Dinners dives and drive-ins.


13 posted on 05/15/2013 5:52:43 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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"The local news outlet that reported on this story didn’t share how he cooked the steaks and shrimp: was he operating a gas or charcoal grill indoors, or using something like a George Foreman grill?"

No deli (or even a bakery) section to cook in?

18 posted on 05/15/2013 6:23:12 PM PDT by nralife
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21 posted on 05/15/2013 6:24:52 PM PDT by Daffynition (Stand Your Ground)
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depleted the whipped cream cans, then cooked six steaks and some shrimp while drinking beer and smoking cigarettes

Ahhh. The good ol' days...

30 posted on 05/15/2013 6:54:25 PM PDT by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it)
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they didn’t need to arrest him,
with that diet he will probably croak before morning from a broken stomach anyway


31 posted on 05/15/2013 7:08:42 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (()
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To: Pan_Yan

Obama voter that wasn’t getting enough free stuff?


32 posted on 05/15/2013 7:18:18 PM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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They've been playing this movie on cable lately, I wonder if it gave him the idea?:


39 posted on 05/15/2013 9:50:57 PM PDT by Boogieman
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