Penguins don't come from next door,they come from the Antarctic!
Posted on 05/21/2013 7:34:58 PM PDT by EveningStar
They ate so many fish, they started acting like them.
Is there a penguin that has wings that could fly?
Genesis 1:20 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.
21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good...
26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them
Darn you beat me to it. Oh well here come the secondary jokes. Drum roll if you please.
1. It’s Bush’s fault!
2. The sequester.
2. Global Warming
3. They don’t have enough miles on their card.
4. Out of gas.
If my food was in the water, I sure as hell wouldn’t be flying around looking at it.
So GOD snaped his fingers and penguins existed
GOD spoke penguins into beginning. HE is the WORD.
Selective breeding intent on perfecting an avian bowling pin.
Penguins don't come from next door,they come from the Antarctic!
Is this like going to a fight and having a Hockey game break out?
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Because they ran out of “south” to fly to ?
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