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It MOOSE be love! Amorous animal gets to grips with young lover (It's just a statue)
UK Daily Mail ^ | 6/3/2013 | Matt Blake

Posted on 06/03/2013 11:01:34 AM PDT by VA Voter

It can get lonely on the windswept plains of northern Colorado and finding love can be tricky.

But as this lovestruck moose so athletically demonstrates, romance can be found anywhere if you really concentrate... especially if you put your partner on a pedestal.

The unidentified moose has shaken townsfolk in Grand Lake, Colorado, to their bones after he was caught having sex with a statue of a moose.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: cheese; moose; sister

1 posted on 06/03/2013 11:01:34 AM PDT by VA Voter
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To: VA Voter

The libs in Denver have even managed to addle the brains of moose now. Wow!


2 posted on 06/03/2013 11:05:57 AM PDT by txnativegop (Fed up with zealots)
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To: VA Voter
wait till Rocky, the squirrel... hears about this.
the off color jokes..the snickering.
3 posted on 06/03/2013 11:09:05 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (who'll take tomorrow,$pend it all today;who can take your income & tax it all away..0'Blowfly can :-)
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To: windcliff

ping


4 posted on 06/03/2013 11:10:26 AM PDT by I Drive Too Fast
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To: VA Voter

Sorry, thought the pic was Mooch-elle’s boyfriend laying some pipe.


5 posted on 06/03/2013 11:10:41 AM PDT by laweeks
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I can always count on FR to keep me updated with the latest moose news.


6 posted on 06/03/2013 11:12:41 AM PDT by Rio
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To: VA Voter

She’s a brick house!


7 posted on 06/03/2013 11:13:06 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: VA Voter

He like to moose it moose it...


8 posted on 06/03/2013 11:13:18 AM PDT by Sender (It's never too late to be who you could have been.)
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To: VA Voter

Did he bite her sister?


9 posted on 06/03/2013 11:17:17 AM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: VA Voter

10 posted on 06/03/2013 11:20:56 AM PDT by Daffynition (Stand Your Ground)
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To: txnativegop
The libs in Denver have even managed to addle the brains of moose now.

Maybe so. But what is certain is that he is one gay moose.

Would that make him homoosexual?

11 posted on 06/03/2013 11:26:41 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (For me, I plan to die standing as a free man rather than spend one second on my knees as a slave.)
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To: VA Voter
...sans odiferous attraction?

I would not have believed it without the photo.

12 posted on 06/03/2013 11:27:05 AM PDT by Banjoguy (The Mayor of San Antonio is the smoothest liar I have ever seen.)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

No, just gender conflicted (moose style).


13 posted on 06/03/2013 11:29:37 AM PDT by txnativegop (Fed up with zealots)
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To: VA Voter

Sorta funny Hunter Prank

Some Hunter trying out his Moose Lure, now knows that it works.

There was a bow hunter that sprayed himself with female Deer Urine and nearly got killed by the jilted lover (it’s on Youtube)

TT


14 posted on 06/03/2013 11:47:55 AM PDT by TexasTransplant (Idiocracy used to just be a Movie... Live every day as your last...one day you will be right)
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To: VA Voter

Isn’t the she a he??


15 posted on 06/03/2013 11:50:17 AM PDT by Average Al
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To: driftdiver

I was thinking of that FReme over the weekend when a goat bit my daughter on the finger...


16 posted on 06/03/2013 11:52:19 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: VA Voter; flaglady47; mickie; seenenuf; seekthetruth; oswegodeee; M Kehoe; Bob Ireland; gonzo; ...
Did she tell him "Not today, deer, I have a hornache"?

Leni

17 posted on 06/03/2013 12:19:21 PM PDT by MinuteGal
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To: MinuteGal

“Did she tell him “Not today, deer, I have a hornache”?
Leni”

Hardee har, har, har. Very witty.


18 posted on 06/03/2013 12:21:00 PM PDT by flaglady47 (When the gov't fears the people, liberty; When the people fear the gov't, tyranny.)
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To: VA Voter

19 posted on 06/03/2013 12:30:42 PM PDT by Hiddigeigei ("Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish," said Dionysus - Euripides)
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To: Average Al

Yes. The statue has large horns.


20 posted on 06/03/2013 12:44:08 PM PDT by FamiliarFace
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To: VA Voter

21 posted on 06/03/2013 12:45:50 PM PDT by FamiliarFace
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To: VA Voter

hide yo’ kids, hide yo’ wife, and hide yo’ moose statues


22 posted on 06/03/2013 2:33:32 PM PDT by crusadersoldier
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To: FamiliarFace

Most of us have heard what happens if touch your tongue to a frozen piece of metal. Well, I was just wondering....


23 posted on 06/03/2013 2:59:41 PM PDT by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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To: TexasRepublic

ROTFLMAO


24 posted on 06/03/2013 7:49:01 PM PDT by FamiliarFace
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To: Banjoguy
When moose get *crazy*.....they are *CRAY-CRAY*!


25 posted on 06/04/2013 2:50:26 AM PDT by Daffynition (Stand Your Ground)
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To: MinuteGal

You made my day!!! LOL! :)


26 posted on 06/04/2013 6:19:49 AM PDT by seekthetruth (I want a Commander In Chief who honors and supports our Military!)
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To: MinuteGal
***I have a hornache***

hee hee

27 posted on 06/04/2013 7:26:17 AM PDT by Bob Ireland (The Democrat Party is a criminal enterprise)
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