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Man ordered to cover gargoyle statue's genitals
upi ^ | June 6, 2013

Posted on 06/06/2013 12:57:55 PM PDT by JoeProBono

PAULDEN, Ariz.,- An Arizona artist said county officials have ordered him to cover up or remove a metal statue of a gargoyle he created that features male genitalia.

David Smith said he spent years creating the 9-foot-tall metal statue he is displaying in his Paulden yard and he disagrees with Yavapai County Development Services Director Steve Mauk's statements that the artwork isn't compatible with the neighborhood, KTVK-TV, Phoenix, reported Thursday.

"What in this neighborhood fits in anywhere? You look around and everybody's individual and you can't swing a dead cat without hitting art work," Smith said.

He said the gargoyle's genitals were a necessary part of its creation.

"I built it a certain way and I like it like that," Smith said. "Everything has a sex so why would I do it any other way? I don't like Ken dolls or GI Joes. I think they're kind of silly."

Smith said officials have ordered him to remove the gargoyle or cover up the offending parts of its anatomy.

Smith said he will argue his case before the County Board of Supervisors in July.


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To: Nervous Tick

"Tallywhacker."

61 posted on 06/06/2013 4:17:06 PM PDT by ExGeeEye (It's been over 90 days; time to start on 2014. Carpe GOP!)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Darksheare
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62 posted on 06/06/2013 4:22:03 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of opression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: Nervous Tick
Just for my amusement... what term would *you* use for the gargoyle’s whatchamathingie and sackfullastuff? :-)

Banana and avocados?

Especially funny if you know the root of the word "avocado"...

63 posted on 06/06/2013 4:25:54 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of opression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: Bon mots

You are the worst person in the history of the world. Ok, maybe not, but don’t EVER do that again. Where the Hell is the “unsee” button.


64 posted on 06/06/2013 4:31:26 PM PDT by mykroar (Moderation in temper is always a virtue; but moderation in principle is always a vice.-Thomas PaineF)
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To: Nervous Tick; null and void
Just for my amusement... what term would *you* use for the gargoyle’s whatchamathingie and sackfullastuff? :-)

Huevos y chorizo.

65 posted on 06/06/2013 4:35:33 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein)
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To: Nervous Tick

Meat and potatoes.


66 posted on 06/06/2013 4:40:10 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Some people take there grammar way to seriously.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Given what chorizo is made from, that’s hard to beat...


67 posted on 06/06/2013 4:52:40 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of opression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: mykroar
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68 posted on 06/06/2013 4:53:52 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of opression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: mykroar
You are the worst person in the history of the world. Ok, maybe not, but don’t EVER do that again. Where the Hell is the “unsee” button.

I think this is it:
UNSEE

Wait... maybe not that one...

Ok, there's always Emergency Eye Cleaner

69 posted on 06/06/2013 5:23:25 PM PDT by Bon mots
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To: null and void
You are the worst person in the history of the world. Ok, maybe not, but don’t EVER do that again. Where the Hell is the “unsee” button.

I think this is it:
UNSEE

Wait... maybe not that one...

Ok, there's always Emergency Eye Cleaner

70 posted on 06/06/2013 5:24:51 PM PDT by Bon mots
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To: JoeProBono

Statutory drape?


71 posted on 06/06/2013 5:54:00 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido

72 posted on 06/06/2013 7:45:18 PM PDT by JoeProBono (Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
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To: kabumpo; JoeProBono

who say’s I was joking? Michaelangelo’s david was shocking to some. still is


73 posted on 06/06/2013 8:32:39 PM PDT by Morgana (Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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