Man ordered to cover gargoyle statue's genitals

upi ^ | June 6, 2013

[JoeProBono]

[Carriage Hill]

Nuh-uh; not gonna do it. Nope.

[JRios1968]

[Kriggerel]

If that was in my neighbourhood, I’d just chuckle at it. It wouldn’t offend me. I think it’s more puerile than obscene.

[cripplecreek]

He should cover the whole thing. That’s just plain cartoonish.

[Morgana]

No worse than this

[1rudeboy]

Jeepers, just let him install it. The high school kids in the neighborhood will take care of the rest.

[JoeProBono]

MOTHMAN

[pgkdan]

Not obscene but hideous. To each his own I guess...just glad I don’t live across the street from that.

[verga]

A good compromise would be for him to build a female gargoyle with a hoo-hoo and major league yaboos. Then either everyone would be happy or everyone would be P!$$ED. either way I would want to see pictures.

[Mercat]

My grandmother’s cousin had a small reproduction of Venus di Milo in her home. She had a velvet (red) scarf wrapped around her breasts. What we thought was especially amusing was that this cousin was totally blind.

[tumblindice]

`Mate, there's sexy and there's diabolical. I'm sexy, that's diabolical.'

[Nervous Tick]

If that’s a picture of his ‘hood we’re looking at — a bunch of shoebox houses and metal-building barndos scattered willy-nilly in the middle of the featureless desert — who cares what statuary he puts up?

[Albion Wilde]

In many of the European museums, especially in Italy, you will see a small hole where the peen should be. The sculptors typically created a removable peen, particularly on wine gods and satyr statuary, but not always. If it was a slow day at the Museum of Naples, for instance, and the guard wanted to amuse tourists, he might “install” the missing (erect) johnson via its little cylindrical tab into the peen socket.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Yawn. No different from the demon in the movie THE EXORCIST, except that demon had four wings.

[JoeProBono]

[Nervous Tick]

>> a hoo-hoo and major league yaboos.

Just for my amusement... what term would *you* use for the gargoyle’s whatchamathingie and sackfullastuff? :-)

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

You should see some of the stuff found in Pompeii. Then there is those Hindu temples..

[Hardraade]

No problem.

Just have it b*ggering another male gargoyle, and he’s home free. May even get a subsidy for materials.