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1 posted on 06/06/2013 12:57:55 PM PDT by JoeProBono
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Nuh-uh; not gonna do it. Nope.


2 posted on 06/06/2013 1:00:38 PM PDT by Carriage Hill (Guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk & spoons make you fat.)
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3 posted on 06/06/2013 1:00:47 PM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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If that was in my neighbourhood, I’d just chuckle at it. It wouldn’t offend me. I think it’s more puerile than obscene.


4 posted on 06/06/2013 1:01:14 PM PDT by Kriggerel ("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
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He should cover the whole thing. That’s just plain cartoonish.


6 posted on 06/06/2013 1:01:28 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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No worse than this michaelangelo david photo: David michaelangelo.jpg
7 posted on 06/06/2013 1:03:19 PM PDT by Morgana (Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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Jeepers, just let him install it. The high school kids in the neighborhood will take care of the rest.


8 posted on 06/06/2013 1:03:21 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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Not obscene but hideous. To each his own I guess...just glad I don’t live across the street from that.


10 posted on 06/06/2013 1:14:06 PM PDT by pgkdan (Some taglines never go away....)
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A good compromise would be for him to build a female gargoyle with a hoo-hoo and major league yaboos. Then either everyone would be happy or everyone would be P!$$ED. either way I would want to see pictures.
11 posted on 06/06/2013 1:15:54 PM PDT by verga (A nation divided by Zero!)
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My grandmother’s cousin had a small reproduction of Venus di Milo in her home. She had a velvet (red) scarf wrapped around her breasts. What we thought was especially amusing was that this cousin was totally blind.


12 posted on 06/06/2013 1:16:05 PM PDT by Mercat
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kangaroo photo: kangaroo kangaroo.jpg `Mate, there's sexy and there's diabolical. I'm sexy, that's diabolical.'
13 posted on 06/06/2013 1:17:13 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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If that’s a picture of his ‘hood we’re looking at — a bunch of shoebox houses and metal-building barndos scattered willy-nilly in the middle of the featureless desert — who cares what statuary he puts up?


14 posted on 06/06/2013 1:18:10 PM PDT by Nervous Tick (S)
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In many of the European museums, especially in Italy, you will see a small hole where the peen should be. The sculptors typically created a removable peen, particularly on wine gods and satyr statuary, but not always. If it was a slow day at the Museum of Naples, for instance, and the guard wanted to amuse tourists, he might “install” the missing (erect) johnson via its little cylindrical tab into the peen socket.


15 posted on 06/06/2013 1:20:49 PM PDT by Albion Wilde ("There can be no dialogue with the prince of this world." -- Francis)
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Yawn. No different from the demon in the movie THE EXORCIST, except that demon had four wings.


16 posted on 06/06/2013 1:21:29 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
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You should see some of the stuff found in Pompeii. Then there is those Hindu temples..


19 posted on 06/06/2013 1:23:49 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
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No problem.

Just have it b*ggering another male gargoyle, and he’s home free. May even get a subsidy for materials.


20 posted on 06/06/2013 1:24:30 PM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (Obama equals Osama))
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Is an axe wielding gargoyle really all that historically accurate?


22 posted on 06/06/2013 1:27:05 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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Add a fur-lined, plaid jockstrap! No harm, no foul.


25 posted on 06/06/2013 1:28:31 PM PDT by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed &water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS, NOW & FOREVER!)
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Jeebers, it isn’t even HUMAN. These same idiots would probably wish the neighborhood dogs and cats wear underpants.

Beam me up, Scotty.


26 posted on 06/06/2013 1:30:52 PM PDT by rhoda_penmark
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He said the gargoyle's genitals were a necessary part of its creation.

Only if he plans to breed it.

27 posted on 06/06/2013 1:34:03 PM PDT by PistolPaknMama
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The artist was showing some brass balls there ....


29 posted on 06/06/2013 1:35:33 PM PDT by mikrofon (Anagrammers can turn genitals into taglines.)
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