Truck carrying fireworks hits moose on highway, shuts down road for 5.5 hours, lights up sky

National Post ^ | JUNE 7, 2013

[rickmichaels]

A truck carrying fireworks hit a moose near Wawa, Ontario, early Friday morning, shutting down the Trans Canada Highway for five-and-a-half hours and creating an impressive fireworks display as the truck burned.

[day10]

A moose once bit my sister.

[knarf]

I don’t think you can make this up.

[pbear8]

My beeber is stuned

[~Peter]

Damn Mooselimbs, again ...

[NormsRevenge]

Good thing this happened near wawa. Uhhh water.:-)

[darkwing104]

Where is Squirrel

[knarf]

I think this is my favorite

[knarf]

Heh ... the sign says y’gutt’a take a left ... betch’a the driver said, “hail I will” .. and stayed straight.

[ConservativeInPA]

Mønti Pythøn lk den Hølie Grailen

Røtern nik Akten Di

Wik

Alsø wik

Alsø alsø wik

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yer?

See the løveli lakes

The wonderful telephøne system

And mani interesting furry animals

The Producers would like to thank The Forestry Commission
Doune Admissions Ltd, Keir and Cowdor Estates, Stirling
University, and the people of Doune for their help in the
making of this film.
The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used
are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters,
or history of any person is entirely accidental and
unintentional.
Signed RICHARD M. NIXON

Including the majestic møøse

A Møøse once bit my sister ...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink”.

We apologise for the fault in the
subtitles. Those responsible have been
sacked.

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those
responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked
have been sacked.

Møøse trained by TUTTE HERMSGERVORDENBROTBORDA

Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT
Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL
Møøse Choreographed by HORST PROT III
Miss Taylor’s Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
Møøse trained to mix
concrete and sign com-
plicated insurance
forms by JURGEN WIGG
Møøses’ noses wiped by BJORN IRKESTOM-SLATER WALKER

Large møøse on the left
half side of the screen
in the third scene from
the end, given a thorough
grounding in Latin,
French and “O” Level
Geography by BO BENN

Suggestive poses for the
Møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER
Antler-care by LIV THATCHER

The directors of the firm hired to
continue the credits after the other
people had been sacked, wish it to
be known that they have just been
sacked.

The credits have been completed
in an entirely different style at
great expense and at the last
minute.

Executive Producer
JOHN GOLDSTONE & “RALPH” The Wonder Llama

The Producers would like to thank The Forestry Commission
Doune Admissions Ltd, Keir and Cowdor Estates, Stirling
University, and the people of Doune for their help in the
making of this film.
The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used
are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters,
or history of any person is entirely accidental and
unintentional.
Signed RICHARD M. NIXON
JOHN GOLDSTONE & “RALPH” The Wonder Llama
EARL J. LLAMA
MIKE Q. LLAMA III
SY LLAMA
MERLE Z. LLAMA IX
Directed By
40 SPECIALLY TRAINED
ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS
6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS
142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS
14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS
(CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)
REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON
76000 BATTERY LLAMAS
FROM “LLAMA-FRESH” FARMS NEARE PARAGUAY
and
TERRY GILLIAM AND TERRY JONES

[tet68]

It’s a good thing she wasn’t carrying a firework,
she might have burned for five hours...

[UCANSEE2]

"That'll teach 'em."

[Gay State Conservative]

I did the TransCanada Highway once from Winnipeg to Sault St Marie.I saw more moose along that road (and on it) in those handful of hours than I've seen in the rest of my life.Many of them were big suckers,too.

[JoeProBono]

[Hulka]

This was the same moose that bit my sister.

[IncPen]

ping

[knarf]

YOU OWE ME A KEYBOARD !!!!

[Autonomous User]

Natasha: “Boris, iz Moose you said you killed in previous episode?”
Boris: “Look, it’s his show. Eef he wants to be hard to kill, let him.

[Zakeet]

Good thing this happened near wawa. Uhhh water.

In my golden days of international travel, we used to call a certain common complaint the wawa's ... as in West Africa Wins Again.

And then, there is a certain aging libtard newser who is known by the same appellation, brilliantly portrayed by Gilda Radner (shown above).

Or, you might even say that both Wawa's are essentially the same.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I hope the moose is OK.