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The chair is against the wall; John has a long mustache. (Total Vanity, but just for fun)
Today | KittenClaws

Posted on 06/13/2013 7:45:34 PM PDT by KittenClaws

The chair is against the wall: First of all, we are in some deep sort of deep doo-doo . Where can the chair move when it is against the wall? What is the chair to do?

Fortunately, John has the answer. He has a long mustache, after all. But what does this mustache signify?


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This post is about cryptic messages we may send, and what would they mean.

For enjoyment if you have the heart.

1 posted on 06/13/2013 7:45:34 PM PDT by KittenClaws
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To: KittenClaws

FLOTUS has a porcupine under her left armpit.


2 posted on 06/13/2013 7:46:54 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: KittenClaws
Les sanglots longs
Des violons
De l’automne
Blessent mon cœur
D’une langueur
Monotone.
3 posted on 06/13/2013 7:48:06 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (I'll raise $2million for Sarah Palin's next run. What'll you do?)
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To: KittenClaws

"This all sounds like something from a bad movie."

4 posted on 06/13/2013 7:48:07 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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To: KittenClaws
And now a Message from President John Henry Eden....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoMpJODLhpU


5 posted on 06/13/2013 7:49:47 PM PDT by KC_Lion (Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.-Sarah Palin)
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To: KittenClaws

Dirty bomb, militia, church, anthrax, ricin, Kenya, Ron Paul, Constitution, firearms, Tea party


6 posted on 06/13/2013 7:49:50 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: KittenClaws

Fish can hear what you think when you sneeze.


7 posted on 06/13/2013 7:50:04 PM PDT by Envisioning (It's the Jihad, stupid......)
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To: KittenClaws

“East wind rain” (“Higashi no kaze ame”),
“West wind clear” (“Nishi no kaze hare”) or
“North wind cloudy” (“Kitano kaze kumori”)


8 posted on 06/13/2013 7:51:29 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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To: cripplecreek

White Christian male.........


9 posted on 06/13/2013 7:51:29 PM PDT by Envisioning (It's the Jihad, stupid......)
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To: KittenClaws
Fortunately, John has the answer. He has a long mustache, after all. But what does this mustache signify?


10 posted on 06/13/2013 7:51:42 PM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: KittenClaws

The armpit hairs of FLOTUS are amply braided.


11 posted on 06/13/2013 7:51:48 PM PDT by ScottinVA ( Liberal is to patriotism as Kermit Gosnell is to neonatal care.)
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To: KittenClaws

Language warning.

http://www.ijreview.com/2013/06/59168-and-now-a-public-service-announcement-from-the-nsa/


12 posted on 06/13/2013 7:52:01 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (Hello OWS? We don't need a revolution like China's; China needs a revolution like OURS.)
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Art of War. Don’t fully enclose the enemy.


13 posted on 06/13/2013 7:53:37 PM PDT by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
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To: ScottinVA

The Lincoln bedroom smells of mackerel.
And grape soda.


14 posted on 06/13/2013 7:53:42 PM PDT by Vermont Lt (Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?)
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To: Envisioning
Turd Burglin, islamderthal hog rapists.

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15 posted on 06/13/2013 7:54:06 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: cripplecreek

ok...I just blew a bite of venison through my nose....


16 posted on 06/13/2013 7:54:30 PM PDT by digger48
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To: KittenClaws

The big seal loves white sand, I repeat the big seal loves white sand.


17 posted on 06/13/2013 7:55:00 PM PDT by Battle Hymn of the Republic
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To: KittenClaws

Bop bopa-a-lu a whop bam boo
Tutti frutti, oh Rudy
Tutti frutti, oh Rudy
Tutti frutti, oh Rudy
Tutti frutti, oh Rudy Tutti frutti, oh Rudy
A whop bop-a-lu a whop bam boo


18 posted on 06/13/2013 7:57:16 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: KittenClaws
"Klaatu barada nikto!"

Don't trust the man from Kenya

19 posted on 06/13/2013 7:57:22 PM PDT by verga (A nation divided by Zero!)
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To: KittenClaws

The Oyster Petting Zoo is open.


20 posted on 06/13/2013 7:57:24 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Revenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins)
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To: KittenClaws

PUT THE CANDLE BACK!!!

21 posted on 06/13/2013 7:58:15 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: KittenClaws

Boris has delivered the pizza. Natasha sends regards.


22 posted on 06/13/2013 7:59:47 PM PDT by Slump Tester (What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
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To: cripplecreek

FLOTUS braids her armpits.


23 posted on 06/13/2013 8:00:47 PM PDT by laplata (Liberals don't get it. Their minds have been stolen.)
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To: KittenClaws

Bronco has a wide beard. Bronco has a wide beard.


24 posted on 06/13/2013 8:02:42 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of opression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: KittenClaws

Drink your Ovaltine

(it means, you just got rooked, kid)


25 posted on 06/13/2013 8:04:01 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: KittenClaws

I hear the gooseberrys are ready for the pie....


26 posted on 06/13/2013 8:04:08 PM PDT by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and he does not fear the unlawful.)
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To: KittenClaws

BFLR ... this is gonna be a good thread ;-)


27 posted on 06/13/2013 8:05:23 PM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (A moral wrong is not a civil right: No religious sanction of an irreligious act.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

It’s crackers when you slip a rozzer in the dropsy and snide.


28 posted on 06/13/2013 8:05:25 PM PDT by llevrok (Joe Biden is the Fredo Corleone of the Obama crime family.)
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To: KittenClaws

“Good Cornflakes, Mzzz McDonough.”


29 posted on 06/13/2013 8:05:35 PM PDT by Mortrey (Impeach President Soros)
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To: ClearCase_guy
When the wind blows from the north, the fisherman goes not forth;

When the wind blows from the east, the fish bite the least;

When the wind blows from the south, it blow the food in the fishes mouth;

But when the wind blows from the west, the fish bite the best.


30 posted on 06/13/2013 8:05:58 PM PDT by kitchen (Make plans and prepare. You'll never have trouble if you're ready for it. - TR)
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To: KittenClaws

The chair was against the wall, we batted left handed and they couldn’t strike out and we still won. We never had food fights when they severed tater tots.


31 posted on 06/13/2013 8:06:56 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (A bad hair day is not a mental issue, or is it?)
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To: ScottinVA

The armpit hairs of FLOTUS are amply braided.

-— sounds like you have some NSA info goin’ on there!


32 posted on 06/13/2013 8:06:57 PM PDT by KittenClaws ( You may have to fight a battle more than once in order to win it." - Margaret Thatcher)
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To: KittenClaws

Wound my heart with a monotonous languor,....Wound my heart with a monotonous languor,


33 posted on 06/13/2013 8:07:18 PM PDT by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
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To: KittenClaws

This Sumter day begins with pain
Tis the price.to pay to gain
Evolution resolves that day
To make a splash with flaming haze

The hut flambays at midnight
Well done, extra crispy, original recipe


34 posted on 06/13/2013 8:07:29 PM PDT by Deathtomarxists (yellow black or white hillary's pantsuits stink by night!!)
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To: KittenClaws
It's a man's life, in the BDA
35 posted on 06/13/2013 8:08:35 PM PDT by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and he does not fear the unlawful.)
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To: Winstons Julia

LOL! Or was that not supposed to be funny? Or should I just know it was funny, and kept my mouth shut?


36 posted on 06/13/2013 8:09:06 PM PDT by KittenClaws ( You may have to fight a battle more than once in order to win it." - Margaret Thatcher)
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To: smoothsailing

LOL!


37 posted on 06/13/2013 8:09:18 PM PDT by Envisioning (It's the Jihad, stupid......)
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To: KittenClaws


38 posted on 06/13/2013 8:10:08 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: verga

Good. First post that actually got the “ and what they would mean” part. Though, making up my own answers is quite a bit of fun.


39 posted on 06/13/2013 8:11:20 PM PDT by KittenClaws ( You may have to fight a battle more than once in order to win it." - Margaret Thatcher)
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To: KittenClaws
Galt’s Gulch is beautiful this time of year.

The roses have no thorns...repeat... the roses have no thorns.

40 posted on 06/13/2013 8:12:14 PM PDT by skully (Where did my tag line go??)
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To: KittenClaws

“I didn’t have any corn.”

“Mongo just pawn in the game of life.”

“Penny. Penny. Penny.”


41 posted on 06/13/2013 8:12:36 PM PDT by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: KittenClaws

I don’t think that deliberately trying to cloud the Internetz with phony Abdul are you there text is really addressing the I have the detonators Achmed problem. I mean, at some point kill the infidel kill kill kill for Allah the guys at the NSA are going to be applying filters to this sort of all of them must die blow up the Civic Center tonight thing. So before you go messing with the federal anthrax botulism ricin in the water supply government, you have to consider that they are, after all, looking out for our I shall have the suicide belts ready for the Mariachi band welfare. Relax. Our government is looking after our poison gas at Yankee stadium best interest and we really need to just let them cut the heads of the unbelievers off with a rusty dagger protect us as they are so capable of doing. Abu bin Drill out.


42 posted on 06/13/2013 8:13:06 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: cripplecreek

Jeez, have not had dinner, but then, losing weight is not a bad thing.


43 posted on 06/13/2013 8:13:29 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: KittenClaws

Ice cream has no bones


44 posted on 06/13/2013 8:13:37 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (Unindicted Co-conspirators: The Mainstream Media)
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To: KittenClaws
Molasses tomorrow will bring forth cognac.

“East wind rain” (“Higashi no kaze ame”)

45 posted on 06/13/2013 8:14:16 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (This message has been recorded but not approved by Obama's StasiNet. Read it at your peril.)
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To: Battle Hymn of the Republic

The big seal loves white sand, I repeat the big seal loves white sand.


Roger that...the crabs love chicken. I repeat the crabs love chicken


46 posted on 06/13/2013 8:16:05 PM PDT by KittenClaws ( You may have to fight a battle more than once in order to win it." - Margaret Thatcher)
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To: KittenClaws

The dishwasher is full. Please empty it.


47 posted on 06/13/2013 8:17:19 PM PDT by Linda Frances (Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness)
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To: KittenClaws

When first waking from open heart surgery, I told my wife “I want you to remember a word and tell me it later: fishmonger.”

She freaked, wondering what secret password I was telling her and whether I would survive.
I later explained I wanted some way to later know that I was in fact awake at that time. If I didn’t remember the incident, I’d know I was conscious (even if I forgot) because that was one word she’d never think of repeating back to me. See, there was a time when I had been sedated before, unable to remember anything of it but something the docs said made me sure I had been awake thru the procedure. I figured waking up after having been dead was a good time to make sure I could remember it somehow.


48 posted on 06/13/2013 8:17:55 PM PDT by ctdonath2 (Making good people helpless doesn't make bad people harmless.)
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To: ClearCase_guy

“There is sauerkraut in my lederhosen.”


50 posted on 06/13/2013 8:19:33 PM PDT by dfwgator
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