[Veto!]

Every phone call, text, email, etc we should throw in terrorist talk. Say something about truck bombs or shooting people.

This is a MAJOR IDEA.

My sister and I invented an email wangwaj tha oooked wike Enwish buh was nah.....pwus, an this sewiouws, we awways sennin witte wotten mesjaz bou CIA FBI Eweshewon, kreppy owe Obahmah an aww tha stuffies. Haven't used it for years, hope they are STILL trying to figure out how dangerous we are..ow, if you pwefew, we gahs SPY witten aww ovew us. How you witte pwessuwe cookah?

[EEGator]

LOL, I got some of that. Especially the last part. Cooking food with some PSI.

[Vinnie]

My sister and I invented an email wangwaj tha oooked wike Enwish buh was nah.....pwus, an this sewiouws.....

I tried pronouncing that out loud,
I sounded like Bawney Fwank!!

Tried smoke signals once when I was a kid. Set the vacant lot next door on fire.

[higgmeister]

I think you are not sane... pwessuwe cookah, pwessuwe cookah, pwessuwe cookah! lol