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Fifty Awful Things About The Moderators
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Posted on 06/30/2013 5:04:32 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum

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To: Focault's Pendulum
They also try to recruit the best and the brightest newbies as agents, to insure the next generation of the Conspiracy.

Hey...I've been here over 10 years.
Nobody's ever tried to recruit me. :(

21 posted on 06/30/2013 5:15:34 PM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: Focault's Pendulum
The Moderators know weird sexual techniques undreamed of in the Kama Sutra. They also know why those techniques are used.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

22 posted on 06/30/2013 5:15:57 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Revenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins)
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To: Focault's Pendulum

Post their pictures and addresses.


23 posted on 06/30/2013 5:16:58 PM PDT by bmwcyle (People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
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To: JRandomFreeper

He’s not dead, He was just waiting for a Supreme Court decision on Prop 8 before...

Be right back, there’s a knock at the door.


24 posted on 06/30/2013 5:17:21 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: Focault's Pendulum
Sounds like the plot of the show Millenium.
25 posted on 06/30/2013 5:18:01 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: mountn man

Don’t go near the mens room and you’ll be fine.


26 posted on 06/30/2013 5:18:12 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: Focault's Pendulum

Schrödinger’s cat!


27 posted on 06/30/2013 5:20:11 PM PDT by swamprebel (a Constitution once changed from Freedom, can never be restored.)
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To: Focault's Pendulum

Everything in moderation.


28 posted on 06/30/2013 5:20:50 PM PDT by Raycpa
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29 posted on 06/30/2013 5:21:20 PM PDT by Theoria
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To: Focault's Pendulum

Psssh.

I’m on good terms ith all our overlords - er, I mean our FR moderators.

They gladly pass on my every devious comment to the NSA before they delete it and place me in time-out again.

What a great bunch of guys!


30 posted on 06/30/2013 5:22:13 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! SaIf betwee Bidenme Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Focault's Pendulum

Was this a “must read”?

I didn’t.


31 posted on 06/30/2013 5:22:18 PM PDT by don-o (He will not share His glory, and He will not be mocked! Blessed be the Name of the Lord forever!)
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To: Focault's Pendulum

Hey! Where’s my secret decoder ring! You promised me a secret Decoder ring! (WAAAAAAhhhh!)

Or maybe it was one of the other moderators, I’m not sure any more.... Hey! Squirrel!


32 posted on 06/30/2013 5:24:13 PM PDT by The Working Man
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To: dead; Lazamataz

A moderator ate my baby.

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No, that was Lazamataz. Back in his baby eating days.


33 posted on 06/30/2013 5:24:42 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! SaIf betwee Bidenme Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Focault's Pendulum
On the other hand, they also maintain secret laboratories where they develop new weapons and devices of all kind. Lightning comes to mind.

Would you ask them to please stop practicing outside my window? The video cams in the vents and microphones in the lamps are bad enough, but all of this flashing and crashing is very distracting!

34 posted on 06/30/2013 5:26:26 PM PDT by dansangel (Rest in peace, .45MAN)
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To: Norm Lenhart

But I have to pee.


35 posted on 06/30/2013 5:26:54 PM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: Responsibility2nd; Lazamataz

Laz had no choice. His utter lack of reloading skills left him unable to provide ammo for his weapon.

It was that or starve.

I tried to teach him, but he denied my mad SkIlLz....word.


36 posted on 06/30/2013 5:27:49 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: Focault's Pendulum

I hit the abuse button but it just keeps taking me back to this thread.


37 posted on 06/30/2013 5:28:36 PM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: mountn man

Well.... some people are into that so you might be real popular!


38 posted on 06/30/2013 5:28:44 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: Focault's Pendulum
The Moderators know weird sexual techniques undreamed of in the Kama Sutra.

Including the Venus Butterfly.

39 posted on 06/30/2013 5:29:18 PM PDT by Sherman Logan
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To: Focault's Pendulum

I KNEW it!


40 posted on 06/30/2013 5:30:19 PM PDT by BuckeyeTexan (There are those that break and bend. I'm the other kind. ~Steve Earle)
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