Police Called To Domestic Dispute Over Boyfriend Passing Gas

Brietbart.com ^ | 5 Jul 2013 | Jon David Kahn

[Slings and Arrows]

CLAWSON (WWJ) - Responding to a 911 call for a possible domestic violence situation, police arrived at a Maple Road apartment complex to discover that what neighbors described as sounding like a "violent altercation," was in fact, a very loud plea from a woman to her boyfriend to stop passing gas.

[ErnBatavia]

I should’ve called the police on my husband last night.

After gallbladder surgery (which I underwent just before Halloween), your chitterlings can - and will - react in unusual and unexpected ways...generally shortly after dining.

A couple of months ago on the way home from lunch, I released an "air pocket" which had apparently been hiding in my anals for days. Wifey and I both had to get out of the car after I pulled over. She was gagging so much I thought she was gonna lose it.

[Jonty30]

Real men don’t change, just because a woman might want him to do so. He changes when he sees the need to do so and nothing more.

[bigheadfred]

how can i eat any sausage unless maries husband invites me over but i really have to ask why do you think i want to eat his sausage

[dblshot]

Have you ever had to stifle a fart in polite company? Where did it go?

[Rebelbase]

"Have you ever had to stifle a fart in polite company? Where did it go?"

[taildragger]

Give them a few years, the Cops will call in the EPA or DOE since this is a non permitted fracking source. We have lost so many liberties the last 5 years this is the one thing a man can do without taxation or Gov't involvement and enjoy it...

Give Doomberg a few weeks he will make a law against it for sure...

[Marie]

HE bought them! I won’t touch them out of courtesy. He went to the store and purposefully bought these sausages.

Then grilled them.

Then farted them at me.

*I* made a roast!

#HowYouKnowYou’veBeenMarriedForTooLong

[Marie]

I wish I could ‘like’ a post! lol!

[Cvengr]

She shouldn’t have started dating ‘Stinky’.

[freekitty]

ROTFLOL

[advertising guy]

on a good day with a choice blade of Johnson grass, I can play DIXIE

[Manic_Episode]

He didn’t even hold her head under the covers.

[exit82]

Thank you. Still cracks me up like it did in the theater in 1974.

[bigheadfred]

does this happen every year at this time

[Chickensoup]

but i really have to ask why do you think i want to eat his sausage

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You seemed interested in his sausages. Something I haven’t seen too often here on FR.

[Chickensoup]

There is NO SUCH THING as TMI on FreeRepublic!

[Chickensoup]

Then grilled them.

Then farted them at me.

*I* made a roast!
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You made a roast out of farts?

Talk about talent!

[Chickensoup]

He didn’t even hold her head under the covers.

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Does a fart really blow if there is no smell and there is no one there to hear it?

[Chickensoup]

does this happen every year at this time

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I think this thread is an annual repeater.

[bigheadfred]

well apparently she doesnt have an achilles heel