Posted on 07/06/2013 3:31:18 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
Edited on 07/06/2013 4:23:13 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
CLAWSON (WWJ) - Responding to a 911 call for a possible domestic violence situation, police arrived at a Maple Road apartment complex to discover that what neighbors described as sounding like a "violent altercation," was in fact, a very loud plea from a woman to her boyfriend to stop passing gas.
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well apparently she doesnt have an achilles heel
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Bulletproof, evidently.
Obviously, the couple didn’t have a dog....
BTW, does this woman NEVER pass gas?
Let she who is without gas cast the first fart.
LMAO!! (I wish I were that good!)
When the cops got there, they shot the dog (works either way).
Women marry men thinking they will change
Men marry women thinking they won’t change.
Nature’s little irony.
Dating Etiquette
So, Dick, how was your date with Jane?
Well, I didn’t get a ‘goodnight kiss’ but
she let me pull her finger.
20 years ago, I had an emergency colostomy, 5 inches of my colon was removed. Due to infection, the doc couldn’t put my colon back together again. I waited 9 months for my colon to be put together.
In the mean time, I had to wear an appliance (colostomy bag). If I ate anything that caused gas, that bag would swell up like an inflated balloon and had to be “burped”.
That was among the most foul smelling things on earth. After the first few burps, I had mercy on my family and went out doors to burp it.
Mama told me that she and my Daddy went to the drive in with my oldest brother and his wife to see Blazing Saddles. Daddy and George were in the front seat, with Mama and Didi in the back. When that scene came on, Mama said Daddy and George were laughing so loud she and Didi couldn’t hear anything going on in the movie!
Lord Windismere is still alive?
Wife and I get run out of the room a lot when the dog passes gas. Good thing we don’t call the cops, or they would shoot the dog.
No kidding. I just posted a reply about our dog. YUCK, hers are STINKY.
That's Lord Windowsmear, ya git!
Yours truly,
Paul Boomer, Cheeky Canadian. ................................................................................................. FRegards
I have that bit on an old cassette tape ...
To: Slings and Arrows
Give them a few years, the Cops will call in the EPA or DOE since this is a non permitted fracking source. We have lost so many liberties the last 5 years this is the one thing a man can do without taxation or Gov’t involvement and enjoy it...
Give Doomberg a few weeks he will make a law against it for sure.............
Well, my old memory served me again. I did a brief search and find that NJ, FL and Cal, along with a few others, ALREADY have such laws. We are all doomed for a life in prison.
Good grief.
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