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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
2 posted on
07/06/2013 3:32:29 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
dude should have kept it SBD. I think he wanted to be caught. :P
3 posted on
07/06/2013 3:32:46 PM PDT by
ZinGirl
(kids in college....can't afford a tagline right now)
To: Slings and Arrows
They did not arrest him because none of the officers wanted him stinking up their car.
4 posted on
07/06/2013 3:34:50 PM PDT by
Venturer
To: Slings and Arrows
I’m glad there were no charges. I could do some hard time as a repeat offender.
5 posted on
07/06/2013 3:35:16 PM PDT by
Conspiracy Guy
(To stay calm during these tumultuous times, I take Damitol. Ask your Doctor if it's right for you.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Hope the nosy neighbor got what she deserved.
6 posted on
07/06/2013 3:36:30 PM PDT by
gusopol3
To: Slings and Arrows
“You men eat your dinner, eat your pork and beans. I eat more chicken, than any man ever seen, yeah, yeah.”
To: Slings and Arrows
“The horror.......the horror.........”
8 posted on
07/06/2013 3:37:00 PM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Slings and Arrows
Nobody was charged in the case...Well, that stinks.
9 posted on
07/06/2013 3:37:58 PM PDT by
John123
(US$ - I owe you nothing. Euro - Who owes you nothing.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I should’ve called the police on my husband last night.
Instead, I resorted to spraying Febreze every couple of hours.
Today he actually ate THREE MORE of those stupid sausages... chuckling his fool head off as he munched them right in front of me.
He’s intentionally trying to kill me.
10 posted on
07/06/2013 3:41:02 PM PDT by
Marie
("The last time Democrats gloated this hard after a health care victory, they lost 60 House seats.")
To: Slings and Arrows
Was he passing or sharing gas?
13 posted on
07/06/2013 3:43:57 PM PDT by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: Slings and Arrows
14 posted on
07/06/2013 3:45:07 PM PDT by
Michael.SF.
(0bama lied, Stevens died, now 0bama covers up the lies.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Wait, its a crime to pass gas? Damn I would be getting a life sentence
To: Slings and Arrows
During earlier, civilized times such people could be seen (and smelled) performing in public theaters.
19 posted on
07/06/2013 3:47:58 PM PDT by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Guy must have been on Mooochele’s diet
To: Slings and Arrows
Sounds like he was horribly aghast.
31 posted on
07/06/2013 3:58:52 PM PDT by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(President Obama; The Slumlord of the Rentseekers)
To: Slings and Arrows
Give them a few years, the Cops will call in the EPA or DOE since this is a non permitted fracking source. We have lost so many liberties the last 5 years this is the
one thing a man can do without taxation or Gov't involvement and enjoy it...
Give Doomberg a few weeks he will make a law against it for sure...
46 posted on
07/06/2013 4:40:43 PM PDT by
taildragger
(The E-GOP won't know what hit them, The Party of Reagan is almost here, hang tight folks.....)
To: Slings and Arrows
He didn’t even hold her head under the covers.
52 posted on
07/06/2013 4:57:26 PM PDT by
Manic_Episode
(Some days...it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps....)
To: Slings and Arrows
Obviously, the couple didn’t have a dog....
62 posted on
07/06/2013 5:31:27 PM PDT by
mikrofon
(Flatulence in the 1st-degree)
To: Slings and Arrows
Dating Etiquette
So, Dick, how was your date with Jane?
Well, I didn’t get a ‘goodnight kiss’ but
she let me pull her finger.
67 posted on
07/06/2013 7:59:19 PM PDT by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Lord Windismere is still alive?
70 posted on
07/06/2013 8:47:09 PM PDT by
Some Fat Guy in L.A.
(Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite it's unfashionability)
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