'Suspicious' liquid at Guntersville Post Office determined to be K-Y Intense Arousal Gel

AL.COM ^ | July 11, 2013 at 10:44 AM | Kelly Kazek

[SonnyBubba]

GUNTERSVILLE, Alabama - A liquid believed to have made two Guntersville postal workers ill Tuesday was determined to be K-Y Intense Arousal Gel that leaked from packages addressed to someone in the entertainment industry, an inspector said.

The liquid, which authorities said after initial tests Tuesday was likely non-hazardous methanol, has ingredients to "intensify sensation," including propylene glycol.

The post office was evacuated at about 9 a.m. and two workers were taken to the hospital after coming into contact with the liquid that spilled from a package.

[RobertClark]

So, my order from Adam Eve will be delayed??? Do you think they’ll re-ship for free?

[goron]

[Secret Agent Man]

both mail carriers had to leave early on account they were horny.

[BenLurkin]

This guy......will be your huckleberry.

[DannyTN]

At a post office? That is suspicious.

[rfp1234]

K-Y Intense Arousal Gel that leaked from packages addressed to someone in the entertainment industry...

Chrissie Matthews is trying to get his 'tingle' back.

[SkyDancer]

You’re not supposed to eat the stuff.

[CrazyIvan]

“propylene glycol” (Rodney Dangerfield voice) “My wife's so frigid I gotta use antifreeze when we make love”.

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[Colonel Kangaroo]

From what I know of the area, postal workers in Guntersville are quite likely good conservatives, maybe military vets.

[wildbill]

You guys are on a slippery slope to Hell by encouraging perve comments. Heh, heh

[bigheadfred]

thank goodness it wasnt anal bleaching cream

[dinodino]

Why would you assume that government mail carriers are conservatives? I assume the opposite. Postal “workers” don’t.

[Sirius Lee]

Gotta be a good joke here. I'm sure my perve Freepers won't disappoint me.

33 posts and nobody has said "I wonder what aroused their suspicion?"

[Talisker]

“propylene glycol” (Rodney Dangerfield voice) “My wife's so frigid I gotta use antifreeze when we make love”.

I don't care who you are, that's funny!

[Colonel Kangaroo]

Postal workers are a reflection of the community they belong to. Conservative communities have a conservative postal workforce.

And I don't agree with the statement about postal workers not working. Those mail bags and parcels do not sprout wings and fly themselves. Except for farm work in my youth, the midnight shift at a general mail facility as a young man was the physically hardest job of my life.

[workerbee]

The packages were addressed to someone in the entertainment industry, although that person's name was not released,

Oh my.... so many possibilities!

[KarlInOhio]

One of the funniest radio crank calls I've ever heard was Gary Burbank on WLW doing his Gilbert Gnarley character calling the KY Jelly manufacturer thanking them for their product with its "neutral flavor" on his toast. Hillarity ensued when the callee realized he was talking about eating it.

[dinodino]

Well, I can tell you that I live in a very conservative city and we also have one of the worst PO in the country. That is not my opinion—it was told to me by a postal supervisor in the course of an investigation of parcels stolen from my business.

There may well be a few hard-working and conservative individuals in the PO, but they are few and far between. The USPS should be shut down.

[whose we?]

The postman always delivers