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Man Claims Prostitute ‘Was Only Helping Him Buy Tomatoes’
Metro UK ^ | Friday 26 Jul 2013

Posted on 07/26/2013 2:40:15 PM PDT by nickcarraway

A man who was caught with a known prostitute in his car told police she was only there to show him where to buy tomatoes – and the cash he gave her was to pay for them.

Muhammad Ikhlaq, 39, was arrested by police on suspicion of soliciting while driving through Walsall in his Nissan Micra.

However, when he was pulled over after stopping at a cash machine to withdraw £20, which he had given to the woman in the passenger’s seat, he claimed he was simply driving around looking for fruit.

PC Stacey Paterson, from Walsall police, said: ‘I’ve heard some excuses before but in the ten years that I have been a police officer I have never heard a kerb crawler covering up his crimes by claiming to be buying tomatoes.’

Ikhlaq, of New Street, Dudley, was found guilty of soliciting on Wednesbury Road, Walsall.

He was fined £400 and ordered to pay £665 in costs by Walsall Magistrates’ Court.


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1 posted on 07/26/2013 2:40:15 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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I know this is the UK, but can anyone explain to me how “suspicion of” can be illegal?

So if renting a car in the UK and see a woman in the rain, give her a ride, and she is a known prostitute (unknown to me), I would be guilty of this crime?

Is the same true here in the U.S.?? I presume even prostitutes interact with people for non-work purposes occasionally, yes?

2 posted on 07/26/2013 2:44:46 PM PDT by SampleMan (Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
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To: nickcarraway

What kind of girl does one get for £20?


3 posted on 07/26/2013 2:46:57 PM PDT by LucianOfSamasota (Tanstaafl - its not just for breakfast anymore...)
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To: SampleMan

Isn’t “suspicion of” what they say when they are arresting you? You hear people getting arrested on suspicion of murder.


4 posted on 07/26/2013 2:47:37 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: LucianOfSamasota

Skanky drug addicted hoes.


5 posted on 07/26/2013 2:48:30 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Inside every liberal and WOD defender is a totalitarian screaming to get out.)
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To: LucianOfSamasota
tomatoes

What kind of girl does one get for £20?

saucy ones

6 posted on 07/26/2013 2:50:09 PM PDT by bigheadfred (INFIDEL)
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To: SampleMan
I am not familiar with the ins-and-outs (so to speak) of the everyday lives of prostitutes, but I would have to say you're right.

They must have to grocery shop, visit the bank, pay the bills... perhaps even socialize with non-Johns.

Maybe it's like the whole "angles unaware" concept. You never know when the next person you meet might be a prostitute.

7 posted on 07/26/2013 2:50:46 PM PDT by TontoKowalski
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To: LucianOfSamasota

You’d have to consult craigslist for that.


8 posted on 07/26/2013 2:51:14 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: LucianOfSamasota

You’d have to consult craigslist for that.


9 posted on 07/26/2013 2:51:14 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Or 8 mile,and Telegraph Rd. LOL.


10 posted on 07/26/2013 2:53:29 PM PDT by MotorCityBuck ( Keep the change, you filthy animal! ,)
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To: SampleMan
This is the key factor:

As soon as the mention of money occurs (if it is being taped) or money changes hands, the 'act' has been contracted.
11 posted on 07/26/2013 2:55:41 PM PDT by TomGuy (.)
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12 posted on 07/26/2013 2:56:35 PM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: bigheadfred

I’d think there’s a chance a saucy tomato lady might run the risk of getting Prego.


13 posted on 07/26/2013 2:57:10 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: nickcarraway
This is the excuse I always use, too.

I always say, "She shows me tomatoes, then I show her zuccinni."

14 posted on 07/26/2013 2:57:42 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: TomGuy

So, when I gave a friend of mine $20, for the purpose of buying a pizza, you would claim I was guilty of soliciting a prostitute?


15 posted on 07/26/2013 2:58:13 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: SampleMan
So if renting a car in the UK and see a woman in the rain, give her a ride, and she is a known prostitute (unknown to me), I would be guilty of this crime? Is the same true here in the U.S.??

Yes. Seen people convicted of it.

16 posted on 07/26/2013 2:58:22 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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“Officer, recent scientific studies have shown how beneficial the Mediterranean diet is”


17 posted on 07/26/2013 2:59:38 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Joe 6-pack
I’d think there’s a chance a saucy tomato lady might run the risk of getting Prego.


18 posted on 07/26/2013 3:00:31 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: nickcarraway

At twenty quid I do NOT want to see any pictures of the prostitute!


19 posted on 07/26/2013 3:00:40 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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To: nickcarraway
So, when I gave a friend of mine $20, for the purpose of buying a pizza, you would claim I was guilty of soliciting a prostitute?

Pizza and sex. The oldest porn plot in the world. GUILTYGUILTYGUILTYGUILTY!

20 posted on 07/26/2013 3:01:23 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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