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German record 13.4-pound baby girl born without C-section
NY Post ^ | july 30, 2013

Posted on 07/30/2013 2:41:52 PM PDT by lowbridge

A baby, weighing 13.4 pounds and 57cm long, has been born naturally.

Jasleen, a baby girl, was born at University Hospital in Leipzig, Germany, on July 26, making her the country's largest-ever.

Stephen Lyttle, who tipped the scales at 16lb 5oz when born at Kempsey Hospital on January 26, 1963, is Australia's heaviest. The average weight of an Australian baby is 3.37kg, according to the Australian Bureau of Statistics.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: baby; germany; ouch
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1 posted on 07/30/2013 2:41:53 PM PDT by lowbridge
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To: lowbridge

Ouch that is going to leave a mark!


2 posted on 07/30/2013 2:45:41 PM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
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To: lowbridge

Putin delivered her.


3 posted on 07/30/2013 2:46:11 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: lowbridge

Linebacker recruit.


4 posted on 07/30/2013 2:47:58 PM PDT by carriage_hill (Guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk & spoons make you fat.)
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To: lowbridge

Owwww... I won’t even share this item with the wife.


5 posted on 07/30/2013 2:48:01 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: ColdOne

The 7’5” mother and her 7’11” husband


6 posted on 07/30/2013 2:48:37 PM PDT by molson209 (Hillary Clinton)
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To: lowbridge

Can a baby live without a C-section?


7 posted on 07/30/2013 2:49:31 PM PDT by InvisibleChurch (http://thegatwickview.tumblr.com/ -- http://thepurginglutheran.tumblr.com/)
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To: lowbridge
13.4 lbs., born vaginally.

Yep, pretty much!!!

8 posted on 07/30/2013 2:51:08 PM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
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To: lowbridge

From now on, sex with her will be like throwing hot dogs down a hallway


9 posted on 07/30/2013 2:51:56 PM PDT by jrg
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To: lowbridge

Our second was 12 lbs and no C-section. And we had a third!!


10 posted on 07/30/2013 2:52:07 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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To: lowbridge

That poor mother will never be the same..........


11 posted on 07/30/2013 2:52:11 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: jrg
From now on, sex with her will be like throwing hot dogs down a hallway

Wow. All the way to post #9 before....stretch

12 posted on 07/30/2013 2:54:13 PM PDT by showme_the_Glory (ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

No it was Chuck Norris

Man....must have been one hell of an episiotomy

Poor gal

She may need “rejuvenation”


13 posted on 07/30/2013 2:54:19 PM PDT by wardaddy (the next Dark Ages are coming as Western Civilization crumbles with nary a whimper)
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To: lowbridge

Just sayin' ...

14 posted on 07/30/2013 2:55:01 PM PDT by Lmo56 (If ya wanna run with the big dawgs - ya gotta learn to piss in the tall grass ...)
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To: lowbridge

Gonna need a lot of “husband stitches.”


15 posted on 07/30/2013 2:57:47 PM PDT by Catmom (We're all gonna get the punishment only some of us deserve.)
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To: wardaddy
Man....must have been one hell of an episiotomy

Husband prolly slipped the Doc a couple hundred bucks to put in a few extra stiches ... :)

16 posted on 07/30/2013 2:57:52 PM PDT by Lmo56 (If ya wanna run with the big dawgs - ya gotta learn to piss in the tall grass ...)
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To: jrg

Something tells me this is an old guy crack.


17 posted on 07/30/2013 2:58:49 PM PDT by Catmom (We're all gonna get the punishment only some of us deserve.)
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To: carriage_hill
Linebacker recruit.

Linebacker?!? That kid's going to be starting center weight by high school.

18 posted on 07/30/2013 2:59:09 PM PDT by Pan_Yan (I believe in God. All else is dubious.)
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To: jrg

Sure bet you get a mod yank

And make less gal pals around here

I have a lot of kids

Birthing ruins hips and pelvic floor over time more than purely vaginal construct

Its a sacrifice women go thru to bring life

Real men don’t rag them if they are perfect anymore

A bigger loggerhead literally tears them like wet paper tween vagina and anus

Blocks are most definitely your friend


19 posted on 07/30/2013 2:59:30 PM PDT by wardaddy (the next Dark Ages are coming as Western Civilization crumbles with nary a whimper)
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To: Catmom

First time I heard it, it was attributed to Ted Danson, describing Whoopie Goldberg.


20 posted on 07/30/2013 3:02:32 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: wardaddy

I am going to pour a glass of wine and drink in your honor.


21 posted on 07/30/2013 3:04:40 PM PDT by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: lowbridge
Good Gawd!


22 posted on 07/30/2013 3:05:34 PM PDT by TexasCajun (Creepy-Ass Cracker)
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To: lowbridge

Was the mother’s name Chuck Norris? Or was Chuck Norris the father? Or both?


23 posted on 07/30/2013 3:06:52 PM PDT by Tenacious 1 (If the government told us to expect rain, I'd schedule an outdoor wedding.)
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To: lowbridge

That’s not an infant. That’s a toddler. She gave birth to a toddler.


24 posted on 07/30/2013 3:08:10 PM PDT by Tenacious 1 (If the government told us to expect rain, I'd schedule an outdoor wedding.)
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To: RegulatorCountry

And then there’s all those jokes about falling in and finding another guy in there looking for his car keys so he can drive out.


25 posted on 07/30/2013 3:08:18 PM PDT by Catmom (We're all gonna get the punishment only some of us deserve.)
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To: wardaddy

Some of us prayed for, and got, C sections. After the first they really don’t let you choose the next time(s). Lawyers put a stop to that practice.

It wasn’t a question of ‘stiches’. It was a question of WHERE those stitches would be.

This women will likely never be the same again.


26 posted on 07/30/2013 3:08:19 PM PDT by Black Agnes
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To: TexasCajun

male doctor - “Now that’s a ... whats the PC term... overly healthy baby”

female doctor - “What the heck was momma feeding him?”


27 posted on 07/30/2013 3:08:21 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: muir_redwoods
And we had a third!!

I'm betting the third baby came out easier. If this woman has any more, the baby will have its first experience on a water slide during birth.

28 posted on 07/30/2013 3:10:02 PM PDT by Tenacious 1 (If the government told us to expect rain, I'd schedule an outdoor wedding.)
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To: lowbridge

29 posted on 07/30/2013 3:13:06 PM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: Catmom
Something tells me this is an old guy crack.

Old guy?

Yep!

Ted Danson quipping about Whoopi Goldberg's'...

Well you get it...
30 posted on 07/30/2013 3:17:23 PM PDT by RedMonqey ("Gun-free zones" equal "Target-rich environment.")
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To: muir_redwoods
And we had a third!!

Wow.

Did she even notice the third's delivery?

(She has my sympathy and respect)
31 posted on 07/30/2013 3:20:20 PM PDT by RedMonqey ("Gun-free zones" equal "Target-rich environment.")
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To: RedMonqey

Truth to tell, she’s dead. I don’t think there’s any connection though.


32 posted on 07/30/2013 3:24:08 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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To: RedMonqey
Ted Danson quipping about Whoopi Goldberg's'...

Well you get it...

Yep. (Yep.... yep... yep)

ECHO! (Echo!...echo!... echo)

33 posted on 07/30/2013 3:27:40 PM PDT by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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To: lowbridge

My dad was born on the kitchen table on their farm in 1912. He says he weighed 12 pounds. I’m thinking though that since he was born in January, they had to wait a day or two to take him out to the barn where the scale was. Anyway, 4th child, big baby.


34 posted on 07/30/2013 3:37:57 PM PDT by Mercat
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To: wardaddy

Thanks for sticking up for us WD...truly! I don’t get offended too easily, but I’m getting a little tired of all the nasty comments made about women that aren’t absolutely perfect...a thread I saw yesterday just about took the cake. Being a conservative woman, I try to show respect toward men. But more and more I’m seeing such nasty, hateful comments about women on FR. Sometimes “we” deserve it and I’ll even join in when it’s warranted, but not over stuff like this.


35 posted on 07/30/2013 3:49:28 PM PDT by beaversmom
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To: TexasCajun

Augustus Gloop's baby sister.

36 posted on 07/30/2013 3:51:15 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: beaversmom

I agree with you, beaversmom. I sometimes have a hard time being polite to men in my real life, because I start thinking that they’re like the ones here.


37 posted on 07/30/2013 3:55:11 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: lowbridge; martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson

Ich bin ein Bigkinder


38 posted on 07/30/2013 4:06:20 PM PDT by mikrofon (Ich bin ein Tagliner)
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To: mikrofon; martin_fierro

Ich bin ein Birthlimber.


39 posted on 07/30/2013 4:10:25 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Ich bin ein Tagliner.)
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To: Tax-chick

Thanks TC. And I saw a post of yours earlier today about certain magazines in PX’s and BX’s and meant to post in agreement with you on that. Lots of things to get upset over in this world, but that ain’t high on my list. We are in agreement today. :)


40 posted on 07/30/2013 4:16:11 PM PDT by beaversmom
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To: lowbridge

That article was not written very well, just piecemeal reports here and there of large babies....


41 posted on 07/30/2013 4:30:08 PM PDT by eccentric (a.k.a. baldwidow)
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To: lowbridge

Wow! I weighed 2 lbs 14 oz. when I was born over 50 years ago.


42 posted on 07/30/2013 4:34:05 PM PDT by PLMerite (Shut the Beyotch Down! Burn, baby, burn!)
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To: TexasCajun

The doctor looks quite pleased. The nurse is thinking, “Fuggedaboutit!”


43 posted on 07/30/2013 4:39:35 PM PDT by rabidralph (Gray State Movie)
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To: muir_redwoods
You have my condolences.
Please pardon me for making light of your situation.
44 posted on 07/30/2013 4:41:11 PM PDT by RedMonqey ("Gun-free zones" equal "Target-rich environment.")
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To: lowbridge
When young Mädchen Jasleen grows up, I predict a future in Wagnerian Opera!


45 posted on 07/30/2013 5:01:17 PM PDT by Alas Babylon!
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To: RedMonqey

It was nine years ago. Life goes on. Somehow, I found another wonderful woman foolish enough to marry me.


46 posted on 07/30/2013 5:14:59 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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To: beaversmom

But more and more I’m seeing such nasty, hateful comments about women on FR. Sometimes “we” deserve it and I’ll even join in when it’s warranted, but not over stuff like this.

***
This mother of 4 agrees with you.


47 posted on 07/30/2013 5:19:09 PM PDT by Bigg Red (Let me hear what God the LORD will speak. -Ps85)
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To: beaversmom

If a young man - say, my son - asked me if he should buy “Playboy,” I would say, “No, it’s wrong. You should do better.” However, it’s not sick or abnormal, and I’m not going to fuss when nobody’s asked me.


48 posted on 07/30/2013 5:28:35 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: Bigg Red; beaversmom

This mother of 10 thinks some men maybe have reason to be concerned about the sufficiency of their equipment.


49 posted on 07/30/2013 5:30:21 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: TexasCajun

Sorry, but that is one ugly baby.

I’d like to see the parents


50 posted on 07/30/2013 5:43:49 PM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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