"Whatever I'm drinking, give me another - it's working."
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
2 posted on
08/01/2013 3:02:39 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
None of the humans took any notice:They probably thought it was Moochele.
3 posted on
08/01/2013 3:06:17 PM PDT by
South40
To: Slings and Arrows
This sounds like the opening for a really lame joke.
“So a bear walks into a bar...”
4 posted on
08/01/2013 3:08:10 PM PDT by
TexasRepublic
(Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
To: Slings and Arrows
Not being able to look at Youtubes from where I am, I’d guess he walked into an empty room that did not have any doors open to the inside. Still, that’s no way to treat a bear; they should have asked if he wanted a beer.
5 posted on
08/01/2013 3:10:10 PM PDT by
HiTech RedNeck
(Whatever promise that God has made, in Jesus it is yes. See my page.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I did not see any customers.
8 posted on
08/01/2013 3:12:18 PM PDT by
Red_Devil 232
(VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Last year a bear got inside the Chocolate factory and ate some chocolate. Estes Park is going downhill.
9 posted on
08/01/2013 3:12:29 PM PDT by
mountainlion
(Live well for those that did not make it back.)
To: Slings and Arrows
The service was pretty bad I guess.
10 posted on
08/01/2013 3:12:35 PM PDT by
GeronL
To: Slings and Arrows
Bear Walks into a Bar, Is Ignored by Humans, Leaves...where's the punch line?
14 posted on
08/01/2013 3:17:46 PM PDT by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: Slings and Arrows
If no human took notice...them uhm, who wrote this story?
To: Slings and Arrows
Bear walks into a bar, demands a double boilermaker. Bartender asks "So, have a bad day?"
Bear growls "Grisly."
17 posted on
08/01/2013 3:19:10 PM PDT by
Jonah Hex
("To Serve Manatee" is a cookbook!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Did he eat shoots first?
20 posted on
08/01/2013 3:25:56 PM PDT by
bigbob
To: Slings and Arrows
That's actually the best thing to do when a bear strolls in.
Same thing with cougars (both kinds).
To: Slings and Arrows
So a bear, an illegal alien, a Muslim, and a Marxist walk in to bar.
Bartender says, "what will you have, Mr. Bear?"
The bear replies, "vodka and cranberry."
Then the bartender asks, "how about you, Mr. President?"
24 posted on
08/01/2013 3:34:17 PM PDT by
1rudeboy
To: Slings and Arrows
This is hardly special. A bear walks into a bar everyday in San Francisco.
bear
To: Slings and Arrows
An old bear at the Estes Park zoo
Could always find something to do;
..When it bored him to go
..On a walk to and fro,
He’d about face and walk fro and to.
26 posted on
08/01/2013 3:37:17 PM PDT by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
To: Slings and Arrows
A bear and her two cubs broke into a house here a couple of weeks ago.
Bears Break-In To Estes Park HomeThe mama grabbed my dog by the throat. I reacted by screaming and waving my arms. She exited through the small casement window which she had broken when entering. The cubs ran the opposite direction into the powder room. I quickly shut the door to the powder room, grabbed a phone, closed the dogs in my bedroom, held the entrance window shut (since it was broken), and phoned 911.
When the police/sheriff/Park personnel peeked into the bathroom, both cubs were sitting in the sink!
32 posted on
08/01/2013 4:00:48 PM PDT by
TigersEye
("No man left behind" is more than an Army Ranger credo it's the character of America.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Judge Roy Bean’s “Watch Bear” reincarnate? d;^D
To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!
JESSE JACKSON HOLDS PRESSER - Asks "Was this a Black Bear that was denied service?"
To: Slings and Arrows
One of these days
Alice Jessie...to the moon!
52 posted on
08/02/2013 3:18:45 PM PDT by
Daffynition
(Life's short- paddle hard!)
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