He says "I'll have...a beer."
The bartender replies "Why the big paws?"
Question: How many times do you get a chance to offer a beer to a bear in a bar?
Answer: Once.
This is the kind of behavior you see when Coloradans start restricting firearms.
Soon, all the bears will be in bars seeking beers.
I saw this on a T shirt in Yellowstone last week.
A man and a bear come face to face.
The man says “I’m a Vegetarian!”
The bear says “I’m a Humanatarian!”
Then there was the family who stopped in Cody Wy and bought bear repellant. Like bug repellant, they thought they were supposed to spray it on themselves.
All went to the hospital.