Posted on 08/01/2013 5:22:04 PM PDT by drewh
Whatever happened to loving thy neighbor?
An unidentified Iowan woman — “Crazy rhubarb lady,” as the Internet hath dubbed her — has rocketed to online infamy this week when video appeared online of her shouting a long string of profanities at a homeowner who caught her removing rhubarbs from a patch that had found its way outside the limits of a fence.
Apparently “Crazy Rhubarb Lady” has made a habit of plucking rhubarb from a neighbor’s patch, and has been confronted multiple times, but only when the cameras are rolling does the public get a glimpse into the hilarity of a woman cursing out two other adults over a leafy plant.
“This is alley property, b*tch!” the woman yells at a woman off-camera. “This don’t have your name on it. Where’s your name, b*tch? Where’s your name?”
She continued to lash out at the other woman: “You stick your nose in everyone’s business.”
“If it’s anybody’s property, why don’t you come up and mow it?” the off-camera woman asks. The answer: Because of the “Iranian pigs” who live in the area and stole her lawnmower.
The verbal battle continued for at least five minutes, with Rhubarb Lady calling her accuser a “lezzie” for addressing her as “sweetheart.”
We hope the rhubarb was really worth it.
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ROTFLOL! You brought tears to my eyes!!!
You’re right...she’s a horrible woman. Do you think she’s married? If she has a husband; poor man. He’ll go straight to heaven because he served time in hell here on earth. LOL
LOL...Poor, poor man if he exists. I think hell would be a respite for him.
Did you see llevrok’s post? I cried from laughing.
I’ll look for llvrok’s post right now. Thanks for telling me.
Life is a lark in Sunnyvale Trailer Park.
Sorry, no idea which show you are talking about, as I never watch that kind of stuff.
$2 says it was somewhere around Cedar Rapids...
I own all of my alley but the city will plow it in the winter. I believe that makes it an easement and anyone can travel on it. Don’t know however if a person can remove plants though.
I actually did that to a previous neighbor. Think they were Pakis but there was an old woman living there that stunk to high hell. Anyway, teenage daughter and her friend were washing my car and threw the hose down on the lawn. Water was draining into neighbors dead, unwatered lawn and the old woman came across to our driveway screaming in some language at the girls. They came running into the house telling me. When I headed out through the garage she was standing in the driveway waving her arms screaming. I told her to gtf away from my house and leave the girls alone. She just kept standing there screaming and waving her arms so I calmly picked the hose up and sprayed the stinky witch down. You should have seen her run! lol There were other neighbors in their yards laughing to beat all get out. I laugh everytime I think about it, even now.
The only thing that would make this better would be for the homeowner to release a pack of pit bulls, LOL.
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