Posted on 08/05/2013 2:20:43 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey
"People always say to me, they say, `Hey, Letterman,' they say. `Why don't you make jokes about Obama?' And I say, `All right, I'll tell you why. I don't make jokes about him because I don't want the FBI tapping my phone,"' he said.
Leno tapped into the same idea with a different story: "I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I don't want to get audited by the IRS, so forget that."
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I do not make jokes about Obama because he is not funny. He is letting America be plundered. He squanders our moral authority. He diminishes our military power. He is making us a third world economy.....what is funny about Obama?
I don’t make jokes about the silly faggot because my door isn’t SWAT team proof yet. I’m working on it.
His utter arrogance assuming that no one can see him for what he is ..is the only funny thing about him.
he is truly tragically comic in his transparent posturing.
Its either laugh or cry...and I prefer to laugh at em.
yes it does require an enormous amount of discipline not to be thoroughly discouraged by his ascencion!
he is an insult to office of the Presidency and every American Living Dead and as yet unborn.
One does not have to make jokes about the imbecile; he IS A JOKE!
A communist, a Muslim and an illegal alien walk into a bar. The bartender asks - what’ll you be drinking Mr. President?
Maybe. I’m usually asleep before these guys start their monologues.
Hey, Mikey! He likes it!
Bada Bing Bada Boom!
Conservatives know that whole groups of people are exempt from jokes being made about them. Has any of the late-night talk show spielers ever made a joke about Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Michael Moore, Oliver Stone, Ralph Nader, Gloria Steinem, and a host of other leftist jerks? I’ve never heard any.
I don’t have time to think up Obama jokes because I’m too busy planning my grand tour of the 57 states via the intercontinental railroad.
It’s getting Nixonian out there.
Forget that: They are investigating you anyway.
They are listening to everyone and tracking their travels on the WWW.
If you are on Free Republic they probably have a flag next to your name.
LOL
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