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Transgender Epidemic Hits California
http://peacemoonbeam.typepad.com/bighairynews/ ^ | Big Hairy

Posted on 08/14/2013 6:44:35 AM PDT by BO Stinkss

SACRAMENTO (BHN) - In the wake of California becoming the first state to allow students to access restrooms and locker rooms based on their gender identity, tens of thousands of K-12 males in the California public school system have unexpectedly become transgendered.

School administrators are scrambling to provide restroom and locker room space for actual females, due to severe overcrowding and "inappropriate contact" in the girls' facilities.

"We are so thankful we did this, as we had no idea so many of these poor boys and male teachers identify with being female," said one lawmaker.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: satire
Satire.......or is it?
1 posted on 08/14/2013 6:44:35 AM PDT by BO Stinkss
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To: BO Stinkss

When you’re talking about the Land of Fruits and Nuts, it’s hard to discern satire from reality.


2 posted on 08/14/2013 6:45:46 AM PDT by txrefugee
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To: BO Stinkss

Fruits, nuts and flakes.


3 posted on 08/14/2013 6:46:13 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: BO Stinkss

We really have to start budgeting for the fence which will have to surround Progressifornia so that those contained within do not infect the rest of us.

Be sure to include machine guns and rockets.


4 posted on 08/14/2013 6:48:45 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: BO Stinkss

This is very funny. And very true! Women will have to relieve themselves in the woods.


5 posted on 08/14/2013 6:49:35 AM PDT by miss marmelstein ( Richard Lives Yet!)
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To: BO Stinkss

Should be labeled satire in the headline.


6 posted on 08/14/2013 6:49:37 AM PDT by expat1000
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To: BO Stinkss; Bender2

7 posted on 08/14/2013 6:53:35 AM PDT by big'ol_freeper ("Evil is powerless if the good are unafraid" ~ Ronald Wilson Reagan)
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To: BO Stinkss

Many on the left seem to think that there are hordes of transgendered or gay people in: the military, the Boy Scouts, high schools, middle schools, elementary schools, professional sports teams, college sports teams, church basketball leagues, and in high plains of Wyoming who would only come out of the closet if not for for those judgmental, mean Christians.


8 posted on 08/14/2013 6:54:23 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: BO Stinkss
By Dr. Michael Youssef, Ph.D.:

Jerry Brown, the Governor of California, along with California state legislators, have voted for a wicked law. Fox News has reported that Governor Brown signed a bill that permits schoolchildren as young as kindergarten to choose whether to use a boys or girls restroom based on their gender preference.

But the law doesn't stop with bathrooms. It also extends to athletic locker rooms where children could choose to shower with either boys or girls. What a travesty to confuse children about their own sexuality more than they already are!

This is an important issue that belongs in the home. And taking it away from the parents and placing it into the hands of the government is a giant leap into the abyss of child abuse.

Child abuse doesn't only occur when adults physically harm children. It also occurs when children are egged on to harm their psyche by experimenting with things that are way beyond their years. That is a brainwashing operation worthy of the former Soviet Union. In the long run, that type of brainwashing can be far more harmful than political indoctrination.

All men and women of goodwill should not only feel deep pain about this law, they should rise up against it. Those of goodwill in California should rise up and demand the recall of the governor and those who voted for such an abhorrent law—a law that could mean the annihilation of childhood.

As those who stand for Biblical Truth, we need to pray for a spirit of repentance to fall upon the lobbyists who are resorting to a new low by pushing their agenda on five-year-olds. For children who often don't know who they are until their late teens, to give them a choice of whom to shower with is beyond the pale of human decency. If the good people of California do not demand the retraction of this abusive, immoral law, they will regret it for eternity.

I, for one, commit to do all I can to stir up the conscience of honorable people, as well as religious leaders in California, to lead this charge.

9 posted on 08/14/2013 6:57:20 AM PDT by Tugo (Never Submit!)
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To: Tugo

Jerry Sandusky must be so happy.


10 posted on 08/14/2013 7:06:40 AM PDT by miss marmelstein ( Richard Lives Yet!)
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To: BO Stinkss
This came up in the carpool on the way home from work, and admittedly, I'd known about it. I let the others have their say, and then I stated

'Yet another prime example why any legislature should be part time. You've got to come up with some pretty hair-brained laws to justify your salary. I mean, how many people was this law actually intended to help? 20? 40? You never make laws based upon the exceptions. All the trouble this law will brew, only to help very very few.

'I mean, think of your average kindergarten class - what is the teacher supposed to say to the little boy who asks on the first day of school if he can go potty with the girls? Now, it is 'ok.' Just when he's supposed to be learning about how to interact with others, and the teacher should be setting some rules, those go out the window.'

Hey, GOP, the liberals have such a massive tent that no one can sanely stay in it. Stand up for something in California, and your tent will actually start growing. Stop putting out the sign that says 'we're liberal too.'

11 posted on 08/14/2013 7:06:55 AM PDT by kingu (Everything starts with slashing the size and scope of the federal government.)
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To: BO Stinkss

Welcome to the massive California State Peep Show; an imbecile with a room-temperature IQ could have seen this striding down Main Street fifty feet tall with a neon sign on its head.


12 posted on 08/14/2013 7:15:34 AM PDT by Jack Hammer (American)
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To: BO Stinkss

One has to wonder if they start openly prosecuting Tea Party members, could someone claim to be a Transgender to avoid Prosecution, or would being a Tea partier cause them to view you as a “Transgerdering Traitor” and treat then like Allen West or Justice Thomas?


13 posted on 08/14/2013 7:18:25 AM PDT by GraceG
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To: Da Coyote

Too late!!! Visit Colorado sometime.


14 posted on 08/14/2013 7:31:25 AM PDT by anoldafvet
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To: BO Stinkss; Revolting cat!
ANTHONY WEINER IS HEADED BACK TO SCHOOL!

"Oh boy! Now to hit the showers!!!! If ya got it, flaunt it!!!!"

15 posted on 08/14/2013 8:01:33 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: miss marmelstein

PENN has been for unisex bathrooms & showers in the dorms for decades now.


16 posted on 08/14/2013 8:03:03 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: BO Stinkss

Place your bet for the first restrooms rapes my bet 33 days.


17 posted on 08/14/2013 9:59:48 AM PDT by Vaduz
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