Posted on 08/28/2013 11:55:54 AM PDT by Phlap
They are one of the odder couples in Hollywood. They’ll both remarry before long.
Incidentally, Zeta-Jones looks incredible for a 50 y/o woman.
LOL!!!
Interesting how that pic uses every slimming trick in the book.
Mikey says “Everything’s ok!”
She's turns 44 later this month. I think she's aging badly, bad plastic surgery and years of smoking taking it's toll.
Mike says everything is "fine" and they're taking a "temporary separation." (contradictory statement, couples don't "take a break" if everything is fine.)
LOL, good luck getting her back Mike.
“I can’t wait to see you...in 6 months.”
Sounds like true love. Yeah, Mikey, hold onto that dream.
CZJ looks like crap; she ain’t a bottle of fine wine.
Uh...yeah.
http://www.wwtdd.com/2013/09/michael-douglas-and-catherine-zeta-jones-are-doing-great-err-fine/
Look, it’s a human dragon!
She looks like a 60+ year old widow.
At best. Wow...what a fall.
Too much plastic surgery AND BUTTS! She must smell and taste like an overflowing ashtray. God knows she looks like one.
Patrick Stewart (73) has wed his jazz singer girlfriend, Sunny Ozell (35).
Not bad.
My dad as his ho have him beat on that age gap.
Yawn.
Who *cares* about these people, anyway?
As for Mike, look, he’s carrying his own luggage.
LOL
Your dad is all beast - 100% USDA certified animal!!!
Titanic’s Captain Smith and Mikey Douglas meet:
Mikey: “Hey Cap, where’s all this water coming from?”
Capt. Smith: “Mr. Douglas, how’s hotel living working for you?”
Both, together: “All is well!”
Yeah, he’s a goat of some kind.
So is Captain Picard.
Look at that picture of him in the ball pit, I bet he screwed her in there.
“Yeah, he’s a goat of some kind.”
Mr. Impy? Hell yeah he is!
Picard DEFINATELY did it in the ball thingy.
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