[secret garden]

Rise and shine!

[Loud Mime]

How about Ka-niggets?

Knights

[theDentist]

Obama’s Administration wants to perform an apheresis on your email accounts: they want your login and password so they can download all your letters, then return control to you. Oh, it also allows them to assess your political positions, and if need be, send threatening letters to politicians as a frame up.

[SoothingDave]

No time for apheresis, I’ve got a possum under my porch.

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Obama is the nominal President
But birthers just call him the Resident
Their shrewd apheresis
Cuts Barry to pieces
But his documentation is hesitant

[count-your-change]

Apheresis

Apheresis is another name for taxation wherein the government says, “Your money is now Our money. If you ask about the “Y”, it’s because we can.”

[Texan5]

Every time I see the news
I have to shake my head-
Foreign policy should be clear
But is schizophrenic instead

While more of our incomes
Are taken by apheresis now
The emperor begins looking
For still another cash cow

I guess he thinks another war
May improve his image for free-
But in all truth, another Viet Nam
Is what this is bound to be...