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Man cuddles up to fox in bed
http://web.orange.co.uk ^ | 27 August 2013, 11:13 | Staff

Posted on 08/30/2013 1:54:49 PM PDT by Red Badger

A man woke up for a cuddle with his girlfriend, only to find a fox in bed next to him.

The Sun reports that Leon Smith was dozing when he thought his other half had nuzzled the back of his neck.

But reaching out for a cuddle, Leon felt fur and found himself in bed with a fox who had come in through the cat flap.

Leon, from Hampton Hill in London, told The Sun: "I just couldn't believe it. It was so calm, just staring at me."

The IT worker had a tense ten-minute stand-off on the landing after the fox ran out of the bedroom, eventually chasing it out of the house.


TOPICS: Outdoors; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: fox; sourcetitlenoturl
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Would you? Could you? With a fox?.........
1 posted on 08/30/2013 1:54:49 PM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger; Lazmataz

Laz would hit it


2 posted on 08/30/2013 1:56:15 PM PDT by llevrok ("It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words....." - Geo. Orwell)
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To: Red Badger

“A man woke up for a cuddle with his girlfriend, only to find a fox in bed next to him.”

Had the exact opposite occur in my younger, drinking days. Many times I went to sleep with what I was sure was a fox and when I woke up sober in the morning - yikes!


3 posted on 08/30/2013 1:56:56 PM PDT by I cannot think of a name
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To: Red Badger

Laughing too hard to think of anything funnier.


4 posted on 08/30/2013 1:57:16 PM PDT by Zathras
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To: Red Badger

I see a new lifestyle lawsuit setting seed. One thing for sure his partner was a fox.


5 posted on 08/30/2013 1:57:21 PM PDT by shadeaud (Stay Thirsty My Friends)
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To: Red Badger

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nldJzON5H94


6 posted on 08/30/2013 1:57:53 PM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (Obama: the bearded lady of the Muslim Brotherhood))
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To: Red Badger

But reaching out for a cuddle, Leon felt fur and found himself in bed with a fox...

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Oh the ways in which I cold get banned by commenting on that.

(leaving now....)


7 posted on 08/30/2013 1:58:30 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Red Badger

Yes.

8 posted on 08/30/2013 1:58:52 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Red Badger

Was the ‘tense ten-minute stand-off’ with the fox or his girlfriend?


9 posted on 08/30/2013 1:59:47 PM PDT by posterchild
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To: I cannot think of a name

You went to bed at two with a ten and woke up at ten with a two?.................


10 posted on 08/30/2013 1:59:59 PM PDT by Red Badger (It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong. .....Voltaire)
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To: Responsibility2nd
It was so calm, just staring at me

As could this one...

11 posted on 08/30/2013 2:00:04 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools)
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To: Red Badger

Cue the Jimi Hendrix -”Foxy Lady” ?


12 posted on 08/30/2013 2:02:56 PM PDT by Pajamajan (Pray for our nation. Thank the Lord for everything you have. Don't wait. Do it today.)
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To: Red Badger

"Hey, foxes! Clean up your act!"

13 posted on 08/30/2013 2:03:13 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: llevrok; Lazmataz
Laz would hit it


14 posted on 08/30/2013 2:04:28 PM PDT by GraceG
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To: Red Badger

I’m so sorry, Mr. Fox, Sir.....


15 posted on 08/30/2013 2:05:21 PM PDT by JusPasenThru (Posting here = IRS audit.)
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To: Red Badger
For some reason this story reminded me of this:


16 posted on 08/30/2013 2:06:09 PM PDT by Future Snake Eater (CrossFit.com)
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To: JusPasenThru

I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.


17 posted on 08/30/2013 2:06:33 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Red Badger; nutmeg

LMAO! Where was his girlfriend?


18 posted on 08/30/2013 2:06:33 PM PDT by NautiNurse (Obama sends U.S. Marines to pick up his dog & basketballs. Benghazi? Nope.)
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To: Red Badger

It could have been a fox that was raised by humans and then released who came back for some affection perhapse?


19 posted on 08/30/2013 2:07:09 PM PDT by GraceG
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To: NautiNurse

She caught him in bed with a fox!

She left...............


20 posted on 08/30/2013 2:07:39 PM PDT by Red Badger (It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong. .....Voltaire)
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To: Hardraade; dfwgator; Red Badger

“Come snuggle with Mama!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZOeWFBy75A


21 posted on 08/30/2013 2:08:47 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Red Badger
Did he say "What sharp teeth you have?" when the time came?

Leni

22 posted on 08/30/2013 2:10:13 PM PDT by MinuteGal
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To: NautiNurse

’ Where was his girlfriend?’

I thought I read that her name was Goldilocks and she was out with Papa Bear.


23 posted on 08/30/2013 2:11:33 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
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To: Red Badger

I’ve heard of people having pet foxes. Perhaps this one escaped and by accident, came into the wrong house.

He will have some stories to tell the ‘blokes’ at his ‘local’!


24 posted on 08/30/2013 2:13:26 PM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian (I once was lost but now I'm found; blind but now I see.)
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To: Red Badger

That’s a really beautiful fox. Hum.


25 posted on 08/30/2013 2:15:15 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (E)
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To: A Formerly Proud Canadian
He will have some stories to tell the ‘blokes’ at his ‘local’!

The fox or the man?..............

26 posted on 08/30/2013 2:16:04 PM PDT by Red Badger (It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong. .....Voltaire)
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To: Red Badger
Those foxes are cute at first, but then they go all psycho on you.

Calling your phone at all hours, facebook stalking, etc.

Pretty much like other redheads.

27 posted on 08/30/2013 2:16:37 PM PDT by SIDENET
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To: GraceG; Lazamataz
You know the story says the guy was an IT person.

Has anyone asked Mr. Laz A Mataz if he's been anywhere near London recently?

28 posted on 08/30/2013 2:16:46 PM PDT by Pajamajan (Pray for our nation. Thank the Lord for everything you have. Don't wait. Do it today.)
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To: faithhopecharity

I really love red heads............


29 posted on 08/30/2013 2:17:03 PM PDT by Red Badger (It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong. .....Voltaire)
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To: SIDENET
Calling your phone at all hours, facebook stalking, etc.

Killing your chickens..............

30 posted on 08/30/2013 2:18:36 PM PDT by Red Badger (It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong. .....Voltaire)
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To: Pajamajan

You know the story says the guy was an IT person.

Has anyone asked Mr. Laz A Mataz if he’s been anywhere near London recently?

LOL, I was thinking maybe this is a furry recruitment tactic, they send in a semi-tame fox to convert people to furry-dom, LOL


31 posted on 08/30/2013 2:21:34 PM PDT by GraceG
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To: Red Badger

“You went to bed at two with a ten and woke up at ten with a two?.................”

A few .085s as well. Almost made me quit drinking!


32 posted on 08/30/2013 2:23:57 PM PDT by I cannot think of a name
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To: NautiNurse
LMAO! Where was his girlfriend?

She was trying to bring in the cat.

Come snuggles with mamma (youtube).

33 posted on 08/30/2013 2:25:03 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (This message has been recorded but not approved by Obama's StasiNet. Read it at your peril.)
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To: Red Badger

That’s tame.

Where is the story of the guy in Florida arrested for animal cruelty for sleeping with alligators in his bed.


34 posted on 08/30/2013 2:26:16 PM PDT by Uncle Chip
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To: BenLurkin
Phooey. I get distracted by the boss and someone posts my video before me. :-(
35 posted on 08/30/2013 2:26:40 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (This message has been recorded but not approved by Obama's StasiNet. Read it at your peril.)
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To: Red Badger

well,you’ve got more courage than I do
(this “red head” has teeth...)


36 posted on 08/30/2013 2:27:25 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (E)
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To: Uncle Chip

http://www.wtsp.com/news/article/326330/58/Pet-store-shoplifter-makes-off-with-baby-alligator-in-his-shirt


37 posted on 08/30/2013 2:28:05 PM PDT by Red Badger (It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong. .....Voltaire)
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To: Red Badger

Maybe it was one of these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1G2yZMUNUQ


38 posted on 08/30/2013 2:30:14 PM PDT by GraceG
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To: GraceG

Neat!.............


39 posted on 08/30/2013 2:32:03 PM PDT by Red Badger (It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong. .....Voltaire)
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To: Red Badger

40 posted on 08/30/2013 2:41:51 PM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: Red Badger

That gives a whole new meaning to beer goggles. This is the first time I’ve seen the term “fox” used in a literal sense involved a bed.


41 posted on 08/30/2013 2:43:28 PM PDT by Darren McCarty (Abortion - legalized murder for convenience)
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To: BerryDingle

Live Action! with the Turtleman!.............


42 posted on 08/30/2013 2:44:06 PM PDT by Red Badger (It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong. .....Voltaire)
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To: Red Badger

This sounds so much like a Chinese fairy tale.


43 posted on 08/30/2013 2:44:16 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy (The best War on Terror News is at rantburg.com)
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To: KarlInOhio

Ha! Love that commercial.


44 posted on 08/30/2013 2:44:36 PM PDT by NautiNurse (Obama sends U.S. Marines to pick up his dog & basketballs. Benghazi? Nope.)
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To: Red Badger

Pet Fennec fox full of zip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6yIgG6sw_k

Pet Marble fox.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muq29L3G5AE


45 posted on 08/30/2013 2:49:42 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy (The best War on Terror News is at rantburg.com)
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To: Red Badger

Sorry. I couldn't resist.
46 posted on 08/30/2013 2:54:46 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (IRS = Internal Revenge Service)
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To: Red Badger; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; JRios1968; Lazamataz; martin_fierro; ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXde4HuYgtM

DANG!

47 posted on 08/30/2013 2:57:28 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Major brain damage at UMES, but no property damage!)
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To: BenLurkin

48 posted on 08/30/2013 3:10:26 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: llevrok
Laz would hit it

Who????

49 posted on 08/30/2013 3:14:28 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (')
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To: I cannot think of a name

“Had the exact opposite occur in my younger, drinking days. Many times I went to sleep with what I was sure was a fox and when I woke up sober in the morning - yikes!”

I never had that happen, but I woke up next to my share of gnawed-off arms... :)


50 posted on 08/30/2013 3:15:48 PM PDT by PLMerite (Shut the Beyotch Down! Burn, baby, burn!)
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