Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Report: Jacoby Jones was ‘bleeding everywhere’ after being injured by stripper
FOXSports.com ^ | September 23rd | Sam Gardner

Posted on 09/23/2013 8:10:51 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement

According to TMZ, Baltimore Ravens wide receiver Jacoby Jones was hurt early Monday morning when a stripper named Sweet Pea smashed a giant champagne bottle over his head during a brawl on a party bus.

I know, I know, it sounds outrageous. But according to the gossip site, the story is legit — and becomes more believable when you consider the company Jones was with. Per TMZ, this is how it went down:

(Excerpt) Read more at msn.foxsports.com ...


TOPICS: Sports
KEYWORDS: jones; napl; ravens
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-51 next last
To: 2ndDivisionVet

rofl


21 posted on 09/23/2013 9:12:18 PM PDT by GeronL
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies]

To: ConservativeStatement; a fool in paradise

I used to go to kindergarten with a Sweet Pea.


22 posted on 09/23/2013 9:13:41 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ConservativeStatement
Sweet Pea stripped! WARNING: ADULTS ONLY!
23 posted on 09/23/2013 9:15:58 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Revolting cat!

Nice pods.


24 posted on 09/23/2013 9:17:29 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 23 | View Replies]

To: Revolting cat!

25 posted on 09/23/2013 9:19:36 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement ("World Peace 1.20.09.")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 23 | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows

Yep - nothing better than long, pointy pods.


26 posted on 09/23/2013 9:21:51 PM PDT by AD from SpringBay (http://jonah2eight.blogspot.com/)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 24 | View Replies]

To: dayglored

I look forward to her doctoral dissertation.


27 posted on 09/23/2013 9:24:52 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 20 | View Replies]

To: Revolting cat!
> WARNING: ADULTS ONLY!

Are those edible as-is, or do you have to split and shell them first?

I've been known to eat them whole, but then I have strings caught in my teeth afterwards...

28 posted on 09/23/2013 9:29:26 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 23 | View Replies]

To: GeronL

I find it difficult to believe a young fragile damsel like this could be capable of such violence.


29 posted on 09/23/2013 9:40:23 PM PDT by volunbeer (We must embrace austerity or austerity will embrace us)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: dayglored

Jest a guess, old FRiend. :^)


30 posted on 09/23/2013 9:41:22 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (It's hard to accept the truth when the lies were exactly what you wanted to hear.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18 | View Replies]

To: ConservativeStatement

It’s like my momma always told me, nothing good ever gonna happen at 3:00 AM with a stripper named Sweet Pea.


31 posted on 09/23/2013 9:45:39 PM PDT by Newtoidaho
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ConservativeStatement
I had "Sweet Pea" in a 45 record. The song, that is.

I had "Sweet Pee" but they gave me insulin.

32 posted on 09/23/2013 9:50:56 PM PDT by FredZarguna (And yet remain evil. To me shall Fëanor come soon.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: volunbeer
> I find it difficult to believe a young fragile damsel like this could be capable of such violence.

It wasn't violence, really. Simple case of identity confusion: she mistook him for the bow of a ship and thought she was the one doing the christening.

33 posted on 09/23/2013 9:52:15 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 29 | View Replies]

To: ConservativeStatement

I was a strip club DJ back in college. I’ve seen it before...even when a stripper poked a customer’s eye out with a stiletto accidentally.


34 posted on 09/23/2013 9:52:44 PM PDT by max americana (fired liberals in our company after the election, & laughed while they cried (true story))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dayglored

You learn a new thing everyday. Thanks!


35 posted on 09/23/2013 9:56:01 PM PDT by tanuki (Left-wing Revolution: show biz for boring people.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 14 | View Replies]

To: max americana
> a stripper poked a customer’s eye out with a stiletto accidentally

I assume you're speaking of a stiletto shoe heel, not the knife? Kind of hard to poke an eye out with a knife "accidentally" but I can see a shoe (on or off) doing it... some guys just get too damn close for safety!

DJ at a strip club. Man! what a dream job... assuming you can see the stage, which I assume you could.

36 posted on 09/23/2013 9:57:10 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 34 | View Replies]

To: dayglored

The DJ is mostly set up away from the stage. I took the job because I refused the Pell grant in college..and I love nekkid’ hot girls (I admit it) while getting paid for, which was used for my tuition. In my senior year, my Tu and TH night job was being a driver for an escort service while managing the books for the same madam.


37 posted on 09/23/2013 10:09:04 PM PDT by max americana (fired liberals in our company after the election, & laughed while they cried (true story))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 36 | View Replies]

To: smokingfrog

Looks more like a rutabaga than a sweet pea.


38 posted on 09/23/2013 10:18:05 PM PDT by 21twelve ("We've got the guns, and we got the numbers" adapted and revised from Jim M.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 12 | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows; dayglored

He was lucky *Sweet Pea* wasn’t a full-fledged Viking. When they christened a ship is was with the blood of a human sacrifice.


39 posted on 09/23/2013 11:16:25 PM PDT by Daffynition (*In memory of FReeper Blackie. God rest his *Hooligan* soul.*)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies]

To: max americana
> ...and I love nekkid’ hot girls (I admit it)...

Don't let word get out, that's considered "homophobia" now, don'tcha know... /s

(Me, I call it "normal male")

40 posted on 09/23/2013 11:21:43 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 37 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-51 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson