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Report: Jacoby Jones was ‘bleeding everywhere’ after being injured by stripper
FOXSports.com ^ | September 23rd | Sam Gardner

Posted on 09/23/2013 8:10:51 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement

According to TMZ, Baltimore Ravens wide receiver Jacoby Jones was hurt early Monday morning when a stripper named Sweet Pea smashed a giant champagne bottle over his head during a brawl on a party bus.

I know, I know, it sounds outrageous. But according to the gossip site, the story is legit — and becomes more believable when you consider the company Jones was with. Per TMZ, this is how it went down:

(Excerpt) Read more at msn.foxsports.com ...


TOPICS: Sports
KEYWORDS: jones; napl; ravens
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To: ConservativeStatement

Hey, Jones, no means NO!


41 posted on 09/23/2013 11:23:14 PM PDT by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

If you’re drinking on a party bus, nothing ends well.


42 posted on 09/23/2013 11:38:11 PM PDT by dixiechick2000 (To the GOPe ~ I'm now a proud member of the Wacko Bird party. CRUZ!!!)
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To: Daffynition; Slings and Arrows
> He was lucky *Sweet Pea* wasn’t a full-fledged Viking. When they christened a ship is was with the blood of a human sacrifice.

Ah, so THAT's where the phrase "Bloody Vikings!" comes from.... (obscure Monty Python ref)

43 posted on 09/23/2013 11:40:34 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: dixiechick2000
If you’re drinking on a party bus, nothing ends well.

Important safety tip, that.

44 posted on 09/24/2013 12:55:42 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: dayglored
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45 posted on 09/24/2013 1:47:06 AM PDT by Daffynition (*In memory of FReeper Blackie. God rest his *Hooligan* soul.*)
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To: ConservativeStatement
The perp?


46 posted on 09/24/2013 2:13:38 AM PDT by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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To: smokingfrog

Oh well, whatever does it for ya, I guess...


47 posted on 09/24/2013 2:27:56 AM PDT by jughandle
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To: ConservativeStatement

Champagne bottles are pretty solid. I would think a skull would cave in considerably before the bottle would break.


48 posted on 09/24/2013 2:28:43 AM PDT by Sherman Logan (Mark Steyn: "In the Middle East, the enemy of our enemy is also our enemy.")
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To: max americana
I’ve seen it before...even when a stripper poked a customer’s eye out with a stiletto accidentally.

Heel or knife?

49 posted on 09/24/2013 2:31:02 AM PDT by verga (Lasciante ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate.)
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To: ConservativeStatement
"Sweet Pea"

Tommy Roe - now THAT'S a rocker!!

50 posted on 09/24/2013 3:40:13 AM PDT by Psalm 73 ("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
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To: Sherman Logan; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz
Loads of fun!


51 posted on 09/24/2013 5:27:25 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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